Tim Minchin - The Fence lyrics
[Tim Minchin - The Fence lyrics]
Somewhere in your wardrobe
I'd be willing to bet
There's a t-shirt proudly
Bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara
He was revolutionary, yeah
He wore a cool hat
But behind the design, I think you might find
It's not quite as simple as that:
Che was a bit of a homophobe
Che was a bit of a homophobe
(I think, apparently)
Che was a bit of a homophobe
Che was a bit of a homophobe
This is my song in defence of the fence
A little sing-along, an anthem to ambivalence
The more you know
The harder you will find it
To make up your mind it doesn't
Really matter if you find
You can't see which grass is greener
Chances are it's neither
And either way it's easier
To see the difference when you're
Sitting on the fence
Somewhere in your house
I'd be willing to bet
There's a picture of that
Grinning hippy from Tibet the Dalai Lama
He's a lovely, funny fella
He gives soundbites galore
But let's not forget that back in Tibet
Those funky monks used to dick the poor, yeah
And the Buddhist line about
Future lives is the
Perfect way to stop the powerless rising up
(I reckon)
And he tells the poor they will live again
But he's rich now so it's easy for him to say
I'm taking the stand in defence of the fence
I got a little band
Playing anthems to ambivalence
We divide the world into
Terrorists and heroes
Into normal folk and weirdos
Into good people and pedos
Into things that give you cancer
And the things that cure cancer
And the things that don't cause cancer
But there's a chance they will
Cause cancer in the future
We divide the world to
Stop us feeling frightened
Into wrong and into right and
Into black and into white and
Into real men and fairies
Into status quo and scary
Yeah we want the world binary, binary
But, it's not that simple
And your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
Yeah, your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
And your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
And so does your baby
Maybe you oughta trade him in for a Prius
ROCK!
Havin' a rant in defence of the fence
I got a little band
Playing tributes to ambivalence
We divide the world into
Liberals and gun-freaks
Into atheists and fundies
Into teetotallers and junkies
Into chemical and natural
Into fictional and factual
Into science and supernatural
But, it's actually naturally not
That white and black
You'll be dividing us into
Terrorists and heroes
Into normal folk and weirdos
Into good people and pedos
Into things that give you cancer
And the things that cure cancer
And things that don't cause cancer
But there's a chance they will
Cause cancer in the future
We divide the world to
Stop us feeling frightened
Into wrong and into right and
Into black and into white and
Into real men and fairies
Into parrots and canaries
Yeah we want the world binary, binary
01001000
The more you know
The harder you will find it
To make up your mind it doesn't
Really matter if you find
You can't see which grass is greener
Chances are it's neither
And either way it's easier
To see the difference when you're
Sitting on the fence
Cause it's not that simple maybe
I'd be willing to bet
There's a t-shirt proudly
Bearing the silhouette of Che Guevara
He was revolutionary, yeah
He wore a cool hat
But behind the design, I think you might find
It's not quite as simple as that:
Che was a bit of a homophobe
Che was a bit of a homophobe
(I think, apparently)
Che was a bit of a homophobe
Che was a bit of a homophobe
This is my song in defence of the fence
A little sing-along, an anthem to ambivalence
The more you know
The harder you will find it
To make up your mind it doesn't
Really matter if you find
You can't see which grass is greener
Chances are it's neither
And either way it's easier
To see the difference when you're
Sitting on the fence
Somewhere in your house
I'd be willing to bet
There's a picture of that
Grinning hippy from Tibet the Dalai Lama
He's a lovely, funny fella
He gives soundbites galore
But let's not forget that back in Tibet
Those funky monks used to dick the poor, yeah
And the Buddhist line about
Future lives is the
Perfect way to stop the powerless rising up
(I reckon)
And he tells the poor they will live again
But he's rich now so it's easy for him to say
I'm taking the stand in defence of the fence
I got a little band
Playing anthems to ambivalence
We divide the world into
Terrorists and heroes
Into normal folk and weirdos
Into good people and pedos
Into things that give you cancer
And the things that cure cancer
And the things that don't cause cancer
But there's a chance they will
Cause cancer in the future
We divide the world to
Stop us feeling frightened
Into wrong and into right and
Into black and into white and
Into real men and fairies
Into status quo and scary
Yeah we want the world binary, binary
But, it's not that simple
And your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
Yeah, your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
And your dog has a bigger carbon
Footprint than a four wheel drive
And so does your baby
Maybe you oughta trade him in for a Prius
ROCK!
Havin' a rant in defence of the fence
I got a little band
Playing tributes to ambivalence
We divide the world into
Liberals and gun-freaks
Into atheists and fundies
Into teetotallers and junkies
Into chemical and natural
Into fictional and factual
Into science and supernatural
But, it's actually naturally not
That white and black
You'll be dividing us into
Terrorists and heroes
Into normal folk and weirdos
Into good people and pedos
Into things that give you cancer
And the things that cure cancer
And things that don't cause cancer
But there's a chance they will
Cause cancer in the future
We divide the world to
Stop us feeling frightened
Into wrong and into right and
Into black and into white and
Into real men and fairies
Into parrots and canaries
Yeah we want the world binary, binary
01001000
The more you know
The harder you will find it
To make up your mind it doesn't
Really matter if you find
You can't see which grass is greener
Chances are it's neither
And either way it's easier
To see the difference when you're
Sitting on the fence
Cause it's not that simple maybe