Tom Cardy - #Inspirational lyrics

Good morning sir
My name's Darren and I'm calling
From the national census
How are you today?
BLESSED (#BLESSED)
Okie dokie, we seem to be
Missing a piece of your information
STRAIGHT FACTS (#STRAIGHTFACTS)
Look I just need your current occupation
Of course!

Wake up in the morning feeling humble
Bicep
Shouting out my dreams I never mumble
Money clip
Inspirational Day Trade Educational
For not just guys but chicks too
Fire thinking-face
Putting in the work to inspire
Prayer hands up
Quote from the GOAT Einstein
Brain food cup
Being intellectual my daily work
Schedule is online at my blog
Robot fist dog
'Lotta people calling me a liar
Sword fire
But you haters better not act surprised
Shocked looking-eyes
When I turn my cheek (Cheek!)
I'm pure motivational
Medal world key
Hashtag Inspirational (#Inspirational)

Medal world key
Hashtag inspirational (#Inspirational)
Trophy fist bump praying hands crown angry bull
Money face, money face, cowboy poo
Haters gonna hate when
You're hashtag inspirational (#Inspirational)

Should I- I'm gonna put down social media?
Social media's my tool
Hashtag hammer your dreams (#urDreamz)
What the fuck does that mean!?
No one will employ me!

I would like to put you on the right path
Cry laugh
Don't be distracted by the emojis that I'm using
Monocle
Kitty kat weeping
Ya feelin' sleepy
Can I have some money please?
Don't be incredulous
Money bag light bulb
When the stuff I say is nebulous
Cricket and mosquito
I use emojis to deflect
Double avocado
From the post that don't make any fucking sense
Follow your dreams, when your dreams that you're
Following your dreams is not to be a follower
Thoughtful (#thoughtful)
Listen to your heart, when your brain
Does a fart out its asshole
That's your soul, social media's bad skull

I'm gonna ask, once more clearly:
What is your job that earns you mon-ey?
Blessed Up Hustler
Paradigm Busta
Alright I'm hanging up now-
Okay, I sell Kangen Water
Isn't that like a pyramid scheme?
Nah it's multilevel marketing
No cap
It's different

Erryday I live out my life as a leader
And all it cost was a four grand water filter
Hang on, what do you mean you-
I thought YOU were selling them?
They only let you sell them if you buy one
BIG BRAIN (#BIG️‍️BRAIN)
Hashtag your dreams are (#YourDreamzAre)
Hashtag obtainable (#Obtainable)
If you're like me hashtag a dumb fuck- (#ADumbFuq)
Inspirational (#Inspirational)

Metal world key
Hashtag Inspirational (#Inspirational)
Trophy fist bump prayer hands crown angry bull
Money face, money face cowboy poo
Haters gonna hate when you're hashtag #Inspirational

Stocks up diamond iPhone water
Stocks down crying police lawyer
Power fist
Kissy lips
Tag Will Smith @WILLSMITH
Haters gonna hate when you're
Hashtag inspirational (#inspirational)