Tom Cardy - Snake Eyes lyrics
[Tom Cardy - Snake Eyes lyrics]
We have lived through years of a global pandemic (Years of a global pandemic)
And I'm amazed that, still, mother....ers don't get it (Still, mother....ers don't get it)
If you run a restaurant, cafe
I appreciate things got dicey
Patrons are back, that's good for you
But buckle up, buckaroo, there's one more thing you gotta do
(Step one) Put on your big-boy shoes
(Step two) Walk into your bathroom
(Step three) Take a look at the ledge at the top of your sink and think:
"Do I need sanitizer next to soap?" ("No, I don't")
"Am I a sick proprietor who gets off sexually
When people confuse them when they wash their hands? Probably"
I, I can't describe the rush
When I watch people wash their hands
Place your bet, it's sanitizer roulette
Snake eyes, motherfucker (It's like a peppermint snail just gooed on my hand)
You lose, clean hand, buddy (It's like a ghost brushed its teeth and spat on my hand)
Sanitizer on a wet hand, oh yeah
You can run, but I'm always gonna find ya
I'm gonna get my sanitizer in ya
Snake eyes, motherfucker
And I'm amazed that, still, mother....ers don't get it (Still, mother....ers don't get it)
If you run a restaurant, cafe
I appreciate things got dicey
Patrons are back, that's good for you
But buckle up, buckaroo, there's one more thing you gotta do
(Step one) Put on your big-boy shoes
(Step two) Walk into your bathroom
(Step three) Take a look at the ledge at the top of your sink and think:
"Do I need sanitizer next to soap?" ("No, I don't")
"Am I a sick proprietor who gets off sexually
When people confuse them when they wash their hands? Probably"
I, I can't describe the rush
When I watch people wash their hands
Place your bet, it's sanitizer roulette
Snake eyes, motherfucker (It's like a peppermint snail just gooed on my hand)
You lose, clean hand, buddy (It's like a ghost brushed its teeth and spat on my hand)
Sanitizer on a wet hand, oh yeah
You can run, but I'm always gonna find ya
I'm gonna get my sanitizer in ya
Snake eyes, motherfucker