Tom Cardy - Never Gonna Mike You Mike lyrics
[Tom Cardy - Never Gonna Mike You Mike lyrics]
Well most of us except for Mike
He's fairly ripped and he's super smart
But for some reason very socially awkward
I see Michael crying while he's eating
When I try to talk to him, he pretends that he's dead
I'm pretty sure that Mike has not ever had sex before
One time he touched a boob and passed out
Whenever I set Mike up with a nice guy or girl
He says, "Hi, I'm Mike" then he pretends to pass out
I've had a really nice time ton— oh my God
(Pay for the drinks)
Holy shit I can't hear you, can you speak up
Pay for the drinks