Wedding Singer Ensemble, Stephen Lynch - Casualty of Love lyrics
[Wedding Singer Ensemble, Stephen Lynch - Casualty of Love lyrics]
You find in fairy tales
But then my girl ripped out my heart
With her plastic press-on nails
So if you felt the kind of pain
This loser's singin' of
Well, let me hear you say it
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
I'm a casualty of love!
Tell me about it!
I put a top hat on my cat
Then I asked him to the prom
I was stood up by my date
And by "date, " I mean my mom
Each night I open up my mouth
And give those twinkies a shove
Well I know why you do it
You're a casualty of love
I'm a casualty of love
Just a casualty of love
A casualty of love!
We're from different walks of life
And different points of view
But we come together now
Through our hatred of you!
Cause we're casualties of love
Love's a trick love's a trap
Love's a hot chick with the
Clap Casualties of love
Love's a hoax love's a tease
A pinata full of bees Casualties of love
Love's a joke love's a scam
A Sargent Slaughter body slam
Casualties of love
Love's a wound watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I
You'll end up just like us
Cause, trust me, love always ends
You'll be fat, divorced, and broke
While she has sex with all of your friends
You'll be casaulties of love!
Love's a trick love's a trap
Casualties of love Love's a hot
Chick with the clap
Love's a wound watch it bleed
Love's the only thing I need! I need!
No one's ever gonna love a casualty of love!