Wedding Singer Ensemble, Matthew Saldivar, Kevin Cahoon, Stephen Lynch - Single lyrics

No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you
Do jello shooters Jello-
No one says that you're insensitive
'Cause her birthday meal took
Place at Hooters Hoot-ers

No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone
Your flab Tone your flab-
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin

Yeah, start the party, start a tab

'Cause you're

Single

You are

Single

And you'll keep staying single
If you're smart

If you are smart

Yeah, you're single you are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart

Moonwalk on your heart

Trust me

This is when the good times really start

No one minds the laundry on your floor

No one pouts with every chick you look at

No one tries to clean your porno drawer

No one traps you with:

"Does my ass look fat?"

Bust a move in women's underwear
While you're blasting Cher or Wham

Cher or Wham!

So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
'Cause you're single

You are

Single

Not a care in the world can bother you

Can bother you

Yeah, you are single you are single
You can do what you've always wanted to

Always wanted to-

Well, no commitments

Cause you're only passing through

Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my Jheri curl

I don't need a girl who don't understand
When I got a date with my left hand

Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in Nietzsche
"Bro's before ho's"

Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, I never liked girls at all

Sammy, George, Ricky, and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from

Cause, I'm single Single
Oh, yeah single Single
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave
Meant to behave always single
Ever single Single

Single now and till I'm in my grave

Single till I am lying in my grave

Though at times I might want
Someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll
Be all right

(Hugs SAMMY) everything'll be all right

Thanks, man

I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly
In my lonely forgotten grave