Wedding Singer Ensemble, Matthew Saldivar, Kevin Cahoon, Stephen Lynch - Single lyrics
[Wedding Singer Ensemble, Matthew Saldivar, Kevin Cahoon, Stephen Lynch - Single lyrics]
No one tells you how you ought to live
No one glares when you
Do jello shooters Jello-
No one says that you're insensitive
'Cause her birthday meal took
Place at Hooters Hoot-ers
No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone
Your flab Tone your flab-
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
Yeah, start the party, start a tab
'Cause you're
Single
You are
Single
And you'll keep staying single
If you're smart
If you are smart
Yeah, you're single you are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
Moonwalk on your heart
Trust me
This is when the good times really start
No one minds the laundry on your floor
No one pouts with every chick you look at
No one tries to clean your porno drawer
No one traps you with:
"Does my ass look fat?"
Bust a move in women's underwear
While you're blasting Cher or Wham
Cher or Wham!
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
'Cause you're single
You are
Single
Not a care in the world can bother you
Can bother you
Yeah, you are single you are single
You can do what you've always wanted to
Always wanted to-
Well, no commitments
Cause you're only passing through
Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my Jheri curl
I don't need a girl who don't understand
When I got a date with my left hand
Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in Nietzsche
"Bro's before ho's"
Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, I never liked girls at all
Sammy, George, Ricky, and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from
Cause, I'm single Single
Oh, yeah single Single
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave
Meant to behave always single
Ever single Single
Single now and till I'm in my grave
Single till I am lying in my grave
Though at times I might want
Someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll
Be all right
(Hugs SAMMY) everything'll be all right
Thanks, man
I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly
In my lonely forgotten grave
No one glares when you
Do jello shooters Jello-
No one says that you're insensitive
'Cause her birthday meal took
Place at Hooters Hoot-ers
No one tells you that your bald spot's grown
Or that you ought to tone
Your flab Tone your flab-
So pour a double gin
Here's to your double chin
Yeah, start the party, start a tab
'Cause you're
Single
You are
Single
And you'll keep staying single
If you're smart
If you are smart
Yeah, you're single you are single
No chick will ever moonwalk on your heart
Moonwalk on your heart
Trust me
This is when the good times really start
No one minds the laundry on your floor
No one pouts with every chick you look at
No one tries to clean your porno drawer
No one traps you with:
"Does my ass look fat?"
Bust a move in women's underwear
While you're blasting Cher or Wham
Cher or Wham!
So fill your ranger's cup
The toilet seat stays up
The fridge gets stocked with beer and spam
'Cause you're single
You are
Single
Not a care in the world can bother you
Can bother you
Yeah, you are single you are single
You can do what you've always wanted to
Always wanted to-
Well, no commitments
Cause you're only passing through
Yo, making a date with some needy girl
Is a waste of my time and my Jheri curl
I don't need a girl who don't understand
When I got a date with my left hand
Well, I like the ladies, heaven knows
But in the words in Nietzsche
"Bro's before ho's"
Now, I don't like a girl who'll cry and bawl
In fact, I never liked girls at all
Sammy, George, Ricky, and Bum
I'm starting to see where you're coming from
Cause, I'm single Single
Oh, yeah single Single
I'll behave like a dude's meant to behave
Meant to behave always single
Ever single Single
Single now and till I'm in my grave
Single till I am lying in my grave
Though at times I might want
Someone to hold me tight
And promise me that everything'll
Be all right
(Hugs SAMMY) everything'll be all right
Thanks, man
I'll stay single till I'm rotting slowly
In my lonely forgotten grave