Willam, Rhea Litre - Let's Have a KaiKai lyrics

Whats up? Its Rhea, leave a message
(BEEP, uh yeah)

Hey, I'm calling you back
Oooh, my trade was a bitch tonight!
And by bitch, I mean his dick
No hard-on, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs
Miss the gigs, wash the asses, and
(brrrr) to get no trade honey!
And you know a bag of coke should stand
For a motha fucka with a limp stick!
So then I get to his house
Looking like a god damn supermodel
And greeted
Not by a replica of John Holmes at the door
But our friend, flaccid Downey Jr
Yes honey, his partying shut down the KiKi!
Guess he blew before me!
Maybe he was smoking the T
So I hope you're up girl
Cause, I am coming over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls
Chichi on the TV and keep on your heels
Cause, I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a KaiKai
(we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight!
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn (unh) let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(aWhat, Play that shit)
(Professional) aww yeah here we go!

A KaiKai is a party for
Playing with your squirrels
We're dishing tea and cleaning off our
Cocks so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardening
I don't give a damn
Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don't need a man!

Let's have a KaiKai
(we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn (unh) let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(Play that bongo Cisco)
(First time in Drags at a Ball, honey)
(Ooh, you mean first time in
Fags to the balls, honey, You said it)

What a moderately satisfying KaiKai
This KaiKai was… aight better than nothin'
Serve! Extravaganza!
Opulence! Casual Fridays!

KaiKai, no no we we? Oh oh!
KaiKai, so so we we? You know!
KaiKai, no no we we? Oh oh!
KaiKai, lets go! We we, we blow, oh!

Ooh, look at Sharon and Alaska!
Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable!
I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul!
Ha ha haha, sorry!

Let's Have a KaiKai
(we're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, uh huh)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai (uh huh)
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn (unh) let's have a KaiKai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie
Let's have a KaiKai
(We're gonna have a KaiKai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's have a KaiKai (tranny fucka, unh)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's have a KaiKai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, turn (unh) let's have a KaiKai

I'm gonna serve and jerk and tweet and twerk
And pump my tuck inside you honey!