Punky Brüster - Heavy Metal Mama lyrics

I just met the woman of my dreams!
She says she's punk
But she's metal enough for me!
Well! She's gonna be my Molly Maid!
Clean me up and you'll have it made!
There's metal in your nose
So you're metal enough for me!

I just met a woman with some style
She says "piercing's punk" but it's
Metal all the while
Well! She's gonna be my Betty Boop!
A metal chick has always got the scoop
C'mon now Baldy, make a punker out of me!
Well! It's not anything at all! Give
It up before you fall!
I need a girl like you!
I need metal through and through!
I need a woman like you!
I need a heavy metal mama!

'I love that white leather
Purse he wears it's
Tassels make it look great i mean
It, really you know, spandex, you know should
Come back if it's not cool now, it should be

Later, in a huge bedroom or, as
They say in Canadian, "bedrooOOm"
The following tragedy occures

This is so cool yeah this is my place
This is the best punk-rock place
-My punk-rock place
You're the best punk-rock band
-Yes my favourite band too this is awesome
Thank you this is great
Thank you, you're pretty cute you know
Oh - my - god -Ah? No
What is that?
-Nothing, don't look at that! No I don't
A heavy metal poster?
-No no it's, it's a friend's! It's
A heavy metal album?
-It's not i swear to god, it's a punk
A heavy metal book?!
-It's not! It's a, it's a punk book!
Ooh god! -come back!
This is disgusting!
-No no no it's not really
(going away) This is
No no im aim a punk, aanarchy, ANARCHY!
This is so oh no, come back! Oh no! Oh
God it's oh my only chance, ruined!

(narrator again)
Disillusioned by this rejection served up
To him in a
Steaming lump, Doctor Skinny became
Suicidal with grief
His metal roots were clearly now a burden
And a burden that would soon be behind
Him, if his band could win
The granny tomorrow night, for best punk act
For nothing validifies music
As the all powerfull granny award
Be strong, fair metal guy gone punk
It's so hard to be strong be strong
I need something to help ease the pain!'