Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store lyrics

Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Girl, you got class and
You're lookin' so fine
But you need a better ass as I follow behind
You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up
Or you can pay us
We'll make your booty look better
'Cause this store sells brand new asses
From the manufacturer straight to the masses
So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back
And give you a new ass
And you'll make it clap like
Double Ds in the front and the back
You'll redefine what it means to
Have a fanny pack
And everybody will stare and
They'll gawk astounded
We'll give you an ass so big
You gotta walk around it
You can have knowledge, self-esteem
And class but who needs all that when
You gotta nice ass?

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks
And I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for
Your trunk and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but
Who the hell wants that
When you could buy your self-esteem in the
Form of a brand new ass everybody say

Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Come on, ladies, Come on down
We've got some asses on clearance
You buy two butt cheeks
You get the third one free ha ha

We've got a store full of inventory
We'll hook you up with a new butt
End of story
We've got "My Humps" We got "Badunkadunk"
We've got "Bootylicious" and "Junk
In the Trunk"
The type of butt that rappers sing of
And if you're ol' school
We got the "Pumps and a Bump'
We've got miles of booty warehouse of booty
White girl booty that's cute and snooty
We've got the ass of Kardashian
We've got the Jennifer Lopez
If that's your plan
We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce
We've got the Matthew McConaughey …wait what?
Our booty selection is second to none
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt
You can have knowledge, self-esteem
And class but who needs all that when
You gotta nice ass?

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks
And I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for
Your trunk and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but
Who the hell wants that
When you could buy your self esteem in
The form of a brand new ass everybody say

Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Come on, ladies
I can sell you a butt that'll make you
Look like the hoochies in the rap videos
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like
The hoochies in the rap videos?

Girl, we'll take your booty and make
It so when you shake it
Everybody in the place will pray
For you to get naked
We've got an abundance of asses so tan
They'll make a catholic preacher
Say "god damn!"
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry, friend
We've got a couple of asses
In the bargain bin
We've got a variety of booty
If you like 'em bizarre
We can make you an ass
That can play guitar like


Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks
And I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for
Your trunk and baby without a doubt
You could improve your personality but
Who the hell wants that
When you could buy your self-esteem in the
Form of a brand new ass everybody say

Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty) booty (Booty)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

So, come on down ladies
Our booty store is conveniently located
Right off the westside highway
Right next to the Chuck E cheese come on
Let's do this put that ass on layaway