Your Favorite Martian - iamverybadazz lyrics
[Your Favorite Martian - iamverybadazz lyrics]
I ain't never cried once
Not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity, do the undoable
I bite into vitamins when
They ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like "Damn
You's beautiful!"
That's why when I walk in the strip club
And all the strippers start tippin' me
I've got so many girls they
Accusing me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up
All the damn time asking me if I can send
The nudes through a landline
Can't nobody get ahead of us
I've done so many mothers
Everyone calls me Oedipus
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
That's why I flow like a butterfly
Sting like chlamydia
They showed me Thor's hammer
And said I couldn't pick it up
I said "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man"
"Cause that pathetic hammer ain't worthy
Enough of my hand"
Strong enough to punch a polar
Bear in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut
Butter through a straw
Strong enough to get Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
I can probably whoop the whole country!
Can't nobody ever come at me
Cause if a zombie bites me
It becomes one of me
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
This is gangster shit
Cause, I'm a gangster dude
I live a gangster life i eat gangster food
I've got gangster strength
In my gangster veins
And when I step on a lego, ha it feels pain
(Switch it up)
And I don't flinch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to a nunnery 'cause
They all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me, as I'm dominant
Guess how many pushups I can do?
(All of 'em)
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
Not even at a funeral
Countin' to infinity, do the undoable
I bite into vitamins when
They ain't even chewable
Lookin' in the mirror like "Damn
You's beautiful!"
That's why when I walk in the strip club
And all the strippers start tippin' me
I've got so many girls they
Accusing me of polygamy
I got grandmamas tryna hit me up
All the damn time asking me if I can send
The nudes through a landline
Can't nobody get ahead of us
I've done so many mothers
Everyone calls me Oedipus
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
That's why I flow like a butterfly
Sting like chlamydia
They showed me Thor's hammer
And said I couldn't pick it up
I said "Nah, I ain't even gonna try man"
"Cause that pathetic hammer ain't worthy
Enough of my hand"
Strong enough to punch a polar
Bear in the jaw
Strong enough to drink peanut
Butter through a straw
Strong enough to get Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday
I can probably whoop the whole country!
Can't nobody ever come at me
Cause if a zombie bites me
It becomes one of me
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me
This is gangster shit
Cause, I'm a gangster dude
I live a gangster life i eat gangster food
I've got gangster strength
In my gangster veins
And when I step on a lego, ha it feels pain
(Switch it up)
And I don't flinch when I eat up
These ghost peppers like breath mints
I can't go to a nunnery 'cause
They all end up pregnant
Goku is bowing down to me, as I'm dominant
Guess how many pushups I can do?
(All of 'em)
Iamverybadazz
Ladies in line all waiting to smash
Been badass since I was a kid
Lost my virginity before my dad did
Iamverybadazz
Even in my sleep, I'm ready to strap
I throw down with anyone on the street
I don't dodge bullets, bullets dodge me