Your Favorite Martian - The Trauma Song lyrics

Ah, you ain't ready for this one!
I do believe the captain has turned
On the fasten seatbelt sign (Haha)

I ain't trying to flex
But my childhood was turbulent! (Woo)
It gave me a lot of scars that are permanent!
Problem is, I don't need anybody
But I need to be needed
I'm my own worst enemy, and I'mma defeat it!

Used to live with my Mom
In a one-room apartment
She was on pills, passed out on the carpet!
Childhood sucked, I had real bad luck!
When I hit rock bottom
I was actually moving up!

Everybody got some problems
But we don't wanna talk about 'em
I should probably go to the doctor
But instead I went and wrote this song

'cause, that's my trauma! (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma! (Deep, it's really deep)
That's my trauma and it really
Fucked up my life! (Deep, it's really deep)

I'm a track star the way
I run from commitment! Human pandemic
You gon' have to keep your distance
You don't wanna know the things
I think about in solitude
Whenever someone likes me
I'm like "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

And when I wake up in the morning
I don't feel nothing 'cause I lack serotonin
Only thing lower than my self-esteem
Is my dream of achieving
Many hopes and dreams!

Everybody got some problems
But we don't wanna talk about 'em

But, that's what I wrote this song for!

That's my trauma! (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma! (Deep, it's really deep)
That's my trauma and it really
Fucked up my life! (Deep, it's really deep)

My grandpa got his (ass whooped)
So my dad got his (ass whooped)
That's why I got my (ass whooped)
Did anyone else get beat?
I was only seven, and we didn't have tablets
So I played cards with my
Cousin in the attic!
Found a tube of lipstick still in the package
Put a little on me, and I looked fantastic!

Then we heard someone open up the hatch, and
It was step dad
And he started going bat-shit
He had been drinking all day
Throwing mad fit's! Then I heard a bell
I was bout' to get my ass kicked

(On God) He hit me with the RKO!
(On God) A suplex from the top row!
(On God) I was in serious trouble
Cause he took my ninja turtles and
He smashed them with a shovel!

(On God) He said "You're not my real son!"
I didn't like the guy
But that one really stung! Since then
I always thought I wasn't man enough
But, I won't complain cause
Everybody had it tough!

That's my trauma! (Deep, deep, deep)
My trauma! (Deep, it's really deep)
That's my trauma and it really
Fucked up my life! (Deep, it's really deep)