Your Favorite Martian, Wax - Eff This Job lyrics
[Your Favorite Martian, Wax - Eff This Job lyrics]
I hate this job
(yeah) I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
And I'ma tell you right now
How I'm finna do it
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the back office
To the restaurant and kick the
Door off the hinges
Then I'll smash up the room
And steal all the ink
For the printer 'cause that shit's expensive
Then I hit the whole place
With a glitter bomb (Boom)
And I grab the PA and I switch it on (What)
Cause I got to say something in the intercom
"Attention customers, I did your mom"
I'll tell 'em, every day
The cook puts his feet in the crème brûlée
And I'll walk out, and I'll be smiling
As all the patrons riot behind me
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
I'ma give 'em something to talk about (yeah)
Fuck this job fuck this job
I hate this job
(yeah) I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
And I'ma tell you right now
How I'm finna do it
I'm 'bout to walk right out
Of this awful place
I'm gonna scream real loud in my boss's face
I really wish I could burn this
Place down like in Office Space
I might end up going to jail, yes
I just might catch a case (Uh)
Put the printer in the parking lot
And crush it with my car
Give the company a Yelp review
Of only one star
Send a memo to the people over at HR
It says "If you need me, I'ma be at the bar"
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
(When I'm walking out)
I'ma give ’em something to talk about (yeah)
Fuck this job fuck this job
I hate this job
(yeah) I'm done with it (yeah)
So repeat after me if you're ready to quit
Say "I quit!" (I quit)
I'm walkin' out right now
(I'm walkin' out right now)
Say "I quit!" (I quit)
And I ain't coming back
(And I ain't coming back) bitch!
You gonna do it? You gonna walk out?
Yeah, yeah, of course
But- but- but not right now, you know
I owe my grandma beer money
Yeah man yeah, my Verizon bill's due
(yeah) I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
And I'ma tell you right now
How I'm finna do it
Listen, I'm gonna walk to the back office
To the restaurant and kick the
Door off the hinges
Then I'll smash up the room
And steal all the ink
For the printer 'cause that shit's expensive
Then I hit the whole place
With a glitter bomb (Boom)
And I grab the PA and I switch it on (What)
Cause I got to say something in the intercom
"Attention customers, I did your mom"
I'll tell 'em, every day
The cook puts his feet in the crème brûlée
And I'll walk out, and I'll be smiling
As all the patrons riot behind me
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
I'ma give 'em something to talk about (yeah)
Fuck this job fuck this job
I hate this job
(yeah) I'm 'bout to quit (yeah)
And I'ma tell you right now
How I'm finna do it
I'm 'bout to walk right out
Of this awful place
I'm gonna scream real loud in my boss's face
I really wish I could burn this
Place down like in Office Space
I might end up going to jail, yes
I just might catch a case (Uh)
Put the printer in the parking lot
And crush it with my car
Give the company a Yelp review
Of only one star
Send a memo to the people over at HR
It says "If you need me, I'ma be at the bar"
It'll feel so good when I'm walking out
(When I'm walking out)
I'ma give ’em something to talk about (yeah)
Fuck this job fuck this job
I hate this job
(yeah) I'm done with it (yeah)
So repeat after me if you're ready to quit
Say "I quit!" (I quit)
I'm walkin' out right now
(I'm walkin' out right now)
Say "I quit!" (I quit)
And I ain't coming back
(And I ain't coming back) bitch!
You gonna do it? You gonna walk out?
Yeah, yeah, of course
But- but- but not right now, you know
I owe my grandma beer money
Yeah man yeah, my Verizon bill's due