Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got A Facebook lyrics
[Your Favorite Martian - Grandma Got A Facebook lyrics]
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Well, ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day
'cause she's feeling alone so I set her up a
Facebook and gave the address
To my friends and I asked them
All to send a request
And no one would have guessed
One day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and
Changed her profile
To "Slutty McButtSex, " and I was appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures
Of her cleavage on her wall
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Then she updated her status, yeah
And it made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson
Was a crybaby bitch
And all my stupid friends wrote
Her back and they laughed
And they all liked her comment 'cause
They're wack and I'm mad
Is this considered abuse? yeah you'd
Be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list to do's
Is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends
But she's about to seduce
My homeboys with a mixture of
Vodka and prune juice
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
I checked my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old-ass lady
I know it's your grandma
But I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that mumu, and looking all fly
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands
In your grandma's candy dish
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Well, ever since grandpa passed away
She's been chilling at home
Watching soaps half the day
'cause she's feeling alone so I set her up a
Facebook and gave the address
To my friends and I asked them
All to send a request
And no one would have guessed
One day she'd go wild
But grandma got obsessed and
Changed her profile
To "Slutty McButtSex, " and I was appalled
When I saw a bunch of pictures
Of her cleavage on her wall
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
Then she updated her status, yeah
And it made me pissed
'Cause she said her grandson
Was a crybaby bitch
And all my stupid friends wrote
Her back and they laughed
And they all liked her comment 'cause
They're wack and I'm mad
Is this considered abuse? yeah you'd
Be pissed at her too
'Cause now her list to do's
Is just pictures of dudes
I wanted her to make friends
But she's about to seduce
My homeboys with a mixture of
Vodka and prune juice
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma
I checked my Facebook daily
I get a friend request from this old-ass lady
I know it's your grandma
But I ain't gonna lie
She's rocking that mumu, and looking all fly
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
I want to smack your grandma
On her wrinkly ass wrinkly ass, wrinkly ass
Butterscotch my balls
Me and your grandma sharing a sponge bath
I want to put my hands
In your grandma's candy dish
Grandma's got a Facebook
Now she's hitting on my friends
Don't care how it started
But now it's got to end
Help me stay connected to my
Uncles and my aunts
But I also know she's been
In my best friend's pants grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma gr-Gr-Grandma Grandma
Grandma, Grandma grandma, Grandma
Grandma, Grandma