Your Favorite Martian - Just A Friend lyrics

Have you ever met a girl
That you tried to date
But a year to make love
She wanted you to wait
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was talkin' to this girl from the US nation
The way that I met her was
On tour at a concert
She had long hair and a short miniskirt
I just got onstage drippin'
Pourin' with sweat
I was walkin' through the crowd
And guess who I met i whispered in her ear
"Come to the picture booth
So I can ask you some questions
To see if your hundred proof"
I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
She had 9 10 pants and a very big bra
I took a couple of flicks
And she was enthused
I said, "How do you like the show?"
She said, "I was very amused"
I started throwin' bass
She started throwin' back mid range
But when I sprung the question
She acted kind of strange then when I asked
"Do ya have a man?" she tried to pretend
She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend"

You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I took blah-blah's word for
It at this time
I thought just havin' a friend
Couldn't be no crime
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact
Like Axel, DeeJay, but Benetar's whack
Forget about that, let's go into the story
About a girl named blah-blah-blah
That adored me
So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build a
A relationship or some understanding
How it's gonna be in the
Future we was plannin'
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established
Everything was cool
The tour was over and she went back to school
I called every day to see how she was doin'
Everytime that I called her it
Seemed somethin' was brewin'
I called her room, a guy picked up
And then I called again
I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh
He's just a friend"

You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn't know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, bleep! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I send
Don't ever talk to a girl who
Says she just has a friend
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but
You say he's just a friend
But you say he's just a friend