Your Favorite Martian - Mr. DoucheBag lyrics

You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag
You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag

Hey Mr douchebag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside
You don't need those s-s-sunglasses
Yeah, we all remember that hot chick
You hooked up with once (Bye, bye)
'Cause you went on to brag about
It for months and months
(Months, months, months, months, months)

Yeah, we all get that
You think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how
Much you're bench pressing
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age
Telling all your douchebag friends that
You still got game

Dear Mr douchebag we all agree that
You are a dumbass why can't you see that?

You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag
You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag

Dear Mr douchebag
Do do do you find it necessary
To shout into your Bluetooth?
Or boast about high school rugby?
"And I would have went pro if
It weren't for my bum knee"
And why you got to complain every
Single time you're not getting laid?
You douchebags are a lot of the same
"Dude, let's go
This place is full of grenades"

Always trying to look cool
Like it's a full-time career
That's why yo' Facebook pic shows
You chugging a beer you got your gold chain
And your wife-beater on
So you can fist pump your
Way to the tanning salon

Dear-de-de-de-dear Mr douchebag
We all agree that you are a dumbass
Why can't you see that?

You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag
You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag

Inconsiderate, ignorant
You drink, you get belligerent
You think anybody finds you amusing?
No, no, no, not even a little bit
You always find a way to stop all the fun
Like, when you scream party foul at
The top of your lungs de-dear Mr douchebag
I caught you bragging again trust me, man
Nobody gives a damn what frat you were in
You claim you hang with celebrities when
You don't know any at all "But, dude
I'm totally banging George Clooney's
Sister in law" no, you're not, come on

Dear Mr doucheBag we all agree that
You are a dumbass why can't you see that?

You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag
You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag

Hitting on other girls when yours
Is in the room
(You're a douchebag do douchebag
Do do do do douchebag)
Walking in the club grabbing all on your junk
(You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag)
Refusing to let go when she says no
(You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag)
Cut me off in traffic then
Flipping me the bird
(You're a douchebag, do douchebag
Do do do do do douchebag)

"Dude, it's George Clooney's sister
In law, I swear, come on
Where the hell is my protein shake?"