Your Favorite Martian - Nerd Rage lyrics

I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage! Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -erd Rage!

They say I "nerd rage"
I say they don't understand!
Keep talkin' trash bitch, I'mma have to ban!
You from my chat room, and I can hardly think
But I'mma have to slap Jar Jar Binks!
And slam George Lucas', head in a car door!
For far more, than just ruining Star Wars!
Stop re mastering, you're making it worse!
And for the love of god
Greedo didn't shoot first!
And fuck Comic Sans, and fuck low bandwidth!
And never say that Pluto, ain't a planet!
Goddammit! I'm readin' what you're saying
On the message boards
Yes, I have too had sex before! With a girl
You don't know her! She moved away! Shut up!
And don't tell me Doctor Who is
The same! without Tom Baker
The shit is just lame!
And what do you mean you've
Never seen Citizen Kane?!

I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage! Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage! Ner-er-erd Rage!

I broke seven keyboards over my knee!
How dare you say Marvel is better than DC?
Your horrible grammar, it's makin' me puke
And Captain Kirk
Was far superior to Jean-Luc Picard!
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I'm right, I'ma laugh like:
(Nerd Laugh)
You beat me at chess, I'm flippin' the board!
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house
Kick in the door!
Break every single copy of "Transformers 4"
Hit Bay in the dick
With a stick 'til he's sore!
Or own your ass in Halo
So bad you might cry!
And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?
I'll beat you up, I know karate!
Ask my girlfriend (yes I have a girlfriend!
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?)

I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage! Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage! Ner-er-erd Rage!

I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited
"And pick up your toys!"
They're collectors items!
Shut up, Mom, and give 'em back to me!
And holy shit
Don't take 'em out the packaging!
"And clean your room, it smells like manure!
And stop watchin' porn videos
On your computer!" i'm doin' research
Leave me alone! Why you hatin'?
"I just think it's weird that
All the girls are Asian"

I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage! Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage! Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage!
Ner-er, -er, -er Nerd Rage! Ner-er-erd Rage!

All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand
All my fellow nerds sing along if you can
We got that nerd rage we got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage
We got that nerd rage (Nerd rage)

"What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer
Directors of our time!
And what do you mean "Phantom Menace"
Is your favorite Star Wars movie?!
God da dude, alright
We ca we can't be friends​
I can't be your friend anymore goodbye"