Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up lyrics

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

It's been a while since you felt my felt
But this relationship's the biggest piece
Of shit I've ever smelt
Always got me stressin'
Always keeping me guessin'
I'm like a Snuffleupagus
A fucking manic depressive
And if I ask you a question
Would you answer at last?
Girl, I'm not your puppet so why's
Your hand up my ass?
'Cause, I can find a better girlfriend
A better boo
This breakup's brought to you by the
Letter F and the letter U (wooh)
This is exactly what I'd said I'd do
My bones are made of styrofoam
But you can't find a better dude
Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
I feel like Kermit the Frog
'cause I was fuckin' a pig
And I'll gonna take back my money spent
Every nickel
So stick your hands down my pants
And give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
'Cause I ain't puttin' up
With your shit, man, fuck it
So get your hand out of my ass, bitch
'cause I ain't your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (ho)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet
Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey)
Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet

I'm sorry, I believe you mistook me
For a codependent Cookie Monster
Feeding you cookies i'm moving on
(ha ha) , it ain't a question to me
I'll fuck all the other
Muppets on Sesame Street
I'll fuck that redhead from Lamb
Chop with the 'fro upload the video
So you can watch it and know
That you're not a unique snowflake
You're just another chick
And you ain't Jeff Dunham
But you can jump on my stick
I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
If you didn't ask your new
Boyfriend how my felt tastes
Will I get over it? Probably, but
First, I think I'll fuck your
Fat friend Jabba the Slut and it's sad
'cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last
'Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch
And you're sorta white trash
Now I don't give a fuck
If you move to Nantucket
But get your hand out my ass
I ain't your puppet!


Break it down LambChop Style!

This is a relationship that needs to end
Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends
One day we started fuckin' around
Not knowing what it was
And we'll never get back together again
Because you suck

One, yes one, two timing bitch!
Ah, ah, ah