Your Favorite Martian - Road Rage lyrics

I hate on traffic just as
Much as the next guy
I'd try and bypass them if
These bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell
Bumper to bumper such a fail
Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell
I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven
And every ride that I sit in I
Lose my mind I admit it
And I'm quick to trip and lose my
Grip and flip you the bird
And I'll rage just like the nerd
Yeah, I see you in
Your Lexus, rubber-necking
Checking messages
Texting for directions while you're
Googling nekkid breastesses
These other drivers, they're all brain dead
I swear the traffic lights see me
And they all change red
I thought driving was basic
But I ain't got no patience
This old lady needs LASIKs
I think I'm going apeshit
Cause my lane is looking like a
Line at the Chinese drive-thru
Why's everyone gotta drive at the
Same time I do?

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving
Is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just trying to merge
You better back off cause I'm on the verge
I'm losing my cool yeah you better get over
'Cause here comes the Road Rage

Oh, don't make me get out the car
II'll come over there old lady
Awh! Oooh! Ooh!

Alright, here we go
Why your bumper stickers preaching telling
Me to go vegan
I'll moon your grandmother in traffic
'til she pulls over screaming
I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes
They hate me
Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if
You weren't driving Miss Daisy
I'm not speed racing
I'm impatient with the way
Shit goes in traffic
It so happens that I have to embrace it
Look what I'm facing
Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving
While the same five songs play
On the radio station
The same five songs, the same five songs
The radio station
They play the same five songs
The same five songs, the same five songs
The radio station
They play the same fucking songs

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving
Is driving me crazy
And I'm getting Road Rage
I'm just cruising along
Then you go and cut me off
Did I do something wrong
Now I'm following you back to your home
And I got Road Rage

Hey man, why you going so slow?
One thing you ought to know is
I'm the king of the road
The only thing you're driving
Is driving me crazy
'Cause I got that Road Rage
And why you going so fast?
Giving the middle finger to
The people you pass
Now I'm following you back to your home
'Cause I got that road Rage road Rage!
Road Rage! Road Rage!

Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
The only thing you're driving
Is driving me crazy
Oh! I'm just trying to merge
And you better back off cause
I'm on the verge i'm losing my cool
I got Road Rage ah, I'm finally here
Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!
I hate my life!