Your Favorite Martian - Robot Bar Fight lyrics

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight!
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight!

I remember I used to serve drinks
At this local joint 'cause
I was broke but my focal point was
This wasn’t no regular bar
It was a spot where robots were ready to spar
And one night Megatron rolled in
He ordered Pennzoil
Drank it straight from a can
His plan was to go and get wasted again
Standing next to Megaman with a
Drink in his hand robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

Now Megatron was rambunctious, hoping to lay
That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid
He said, "Hey, baby, can I lube your parts?
We can put our metal together
Produce a spark"
Now, she was praying for a man to defend her
From the offender, her friend Bender
Walked in and wopped, clocked
Socked him in the jaw
Then he saw Dr robotnik
And Robotnik was about to attack
And Terminator grabbed a bottle
Sayin’ "I’ll be back"
'Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years
Hit Bender with the bottle and
It busted his gears robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight robot, robot
Bar fight, bar fight

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled
Right
And he screamed, "It’s a robot bar fight"
And Robocop busted in to stop 'em
Started shooting at Robotnik: Blaka! Blaka!
Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus
One grazed the shoulder of
Maria from Metropolis
Before Robocop could say he was sorry
In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E
Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset
He took Robocop’s gun
Pistol-whipped him in the neck
And everybody ran, he was fixing to shoot
At R2 and C3PO kissing in a booth
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight

Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight
Robot, robot bar fight, bar fight

I just saw a robot bar fight

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
Have you ever seen a?
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen
Oh snap, it’s a robot bar fight
You ain’t never seen a robot bar fight
Oh no, it’s a robot bar fight

Once Wall-E got the gat
He went crazy and snapped
He had everybody trapped
And he started to cap
Every single robot left in the place
Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space
Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up
So I fled out the back with Maria
She wasn’t hurt except a
Scratch on her shoulder
So I took her back to my home and I boned her

Ha ha or maybe I just make all that up