Your Favorite Martian, Wax - Stalkin' Your Mom lyrics

I hope she's wearing that
Blue business suit today
What time is it? Six?
Just in time to hide in these bushes

Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom

Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom
For like two years straight
I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date
So I just wait in your neightbors' lawn
With my camera ready and my camouflage on
And I know that I'll get plenty pics
Once she leaves for work
At exactly seven twenty-six
I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless
'cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus
So I kidnapped her golder retriever
Wanted to return it just to please her
But forgot to feed her
Taking care of a dog is hard
Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car

Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom

Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy
Show up at the door and give her a pie
She says: (I didn't order nuttin' you geek)
(You've been giving me free pizza
Like once a week)
Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device
So she don't know what my voice sounds like
So when I call like a telemarketer
Just to talk to her
She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her
Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
Just looking at the scrapbooks I made
My life-size doll is almost there
I just need a couple more strands of hair

Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom

Aw, thanks for coming over man
It's gonna be a fun night
(yeah man, no problem, man)
(Hey check it out, I got the
New World of Warcrat weapon pack, dawg)
Aw, I love world of war… warcraft
(yeah, yeah man)
(Hey, what's this right here?)
Oh, that's just my yearbook (Your wha?)
(Dude… Dude…, This is… this is my mom)
(This is my mom in the shower)
(Dude what eh wha?) i'm just

Stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom stalkin' your Mom
Stalk Stalk Stalkin' Stalkin' your Mom
Stalkin' your Mom