Your Favorite Martian - The Stereotypes Song lyrics

"You know, i've always thought stereotypes
Were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it
And it goes a little something like this"

I think I love you more than
The Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes

I love those fat Americans
You know they're so obnoxious
They're always eating burgers
They're always holding shotguns
And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids cause they don't
Know how to put a condom on
(Uh huh) 'Cause that's the way they roll
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
And they're out of control
Like a Chinese driver
I love the Middle East
But how do they handle
Rockin' burqas while they riding camels?
I love Jamaicans, yeah, they cool
But they always high
So don't let them fool ya (Ya mon)
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass
About once a weekend, ha
I'm just joking, if you didn't know then
You're a little slow and
You're probably from Poland

I think I love you more than
The Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes

Check it out now
(Aw yeah) let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians
And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who
Think they're smooth (Mamma mia)
And how could anyone hate the French?
Yeah, I know their hairy women
Don't shave their pit's
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba dunk-a dunk
I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they all butt naked
Breasts hanging low
What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up
A Colombians nose
Uh oh! You're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink
Vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe 'em
Then your brain is small
Like a Korean's penis

I think I love you more than
The Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (Woo)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (yeah)
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep
Yeah, they hump sheep they hump sheep
They hump sheep

I think I love you more than
The Japanese love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance
D-d da dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a unibrow on an Indian girl
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance
Dance to these stereotypes

Yeah "A heh heh, I'm just playing
You know I love you guys
But seriously, don't hump any sheep" (Baah)