Your Favorite Martian - The Unofficial Smithers Love Song lyrics

Hey, Mr burns you thought your money could
Buy you the world i said hey there, Mr burns
I happen to notice that you don't have a girl
(yo) smithers loves you
Burns why do you ignore him?
You gotta keep up the rapport
Like it's too important
Instead of running away
You should move in toward him
But you keep him at the border
Like the dude is foreign
We know you're straight
Dude i really hate to
Say there's no way anyone else would date you
Straight out the gay scene how
Do you face him
Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy?

All he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr burns hey, Mr burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend hey, Mr burns
Hey, Mr burns

Hey, Mr burns i'm thinking maybe you should
Give him a chance i said hey there, Mr burns
Yeah, so what if he's a man (yo)
We know you're blind, old man
But you can hear me talking
You're always home alone you
Ain't Macaulay Culkin
You ain't a Flintstone pay no mind
To the fact that Smithers wants to
Have a gay old time
And while relationships have their
Twists and turns
You know he'll never leave you don't you
Mr burns so you should give him a shot
And maybe help the guy
And you can make relations
Santa's Little Helper style

All he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr burns hey, Mr burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend hey, Mr burns
Hey, Mr burns

Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo

All he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr burns hey, Mr burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend hey, Mr burns
Hey, Mr burns

All he ever wanted to do
Was spend a little time with you
Hey, Mr burns hey, Mr burns
You know you're worth more to him
Than all the money you spend hey, Mr burns
Hey, Mr burns