Your Favorite Martian, Dumbfoundead - White Boy Wasted lyrics

We're about to get white boy wasted

Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!
We're about to get white boy wasted

We stumble to the house party already buzzed
We get retarded when we
Start drinking Bacardi
Because getting wasted in the basement
Is our only obligation
Plus, we don't know the meaning
Of the word "moderation"
I'm, I'm crude when I talk shirt off
Fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I'm hugging you like I
Ain't gonna see you again
Like "dude, I freaking love you man!"
I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend but
First I have to
Pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom
So raise your red cups up and make noise
Cause we drink like upper
Middle-class teenage boys
Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

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White, white boy wasted

Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house
It was full of college kids
Singing along to Smash Mouth
Half of them passed out
A fat dude with his ass out
Looking like John Belushi in
The movie Animal House
All of a sudden somebody
Yelled out "Keg stand!"
Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands
They pointed at me and carried me by my legs
Man i had to do it
It probably wasn't the best plan
Next thing you know
It's a beer pong and takin' Jäger shots
Now I'm in the corner and
Throwing up morning tater tots
Pissin' on police cars
Yelling out "I hate the cops!"
White boy with dreadlocks
Now give me major props oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White, white boy wasted

Oh, it's the weekend and you
Know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party, party
All I wanna do, all I wanna do
All I wanna do
All I wanna do is just get white boy wasted

It's the weekend
It's time to party (it's time to party)
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White boy, white, white, white boy wasted
White, white boy wasted