Above Average - Uncharted lyrics
[Above Average - Uncharted lyrics]
There’s this girl I know
She say she likes the way I flow
But can’t recite a verse I wrote
Despite excited faux emotes
So why do I always invite her to my shows
When I know that she’d rather
Stay at home all alone?
Ummm, I guess I blame it on my chromosomes
The kinda guy to lie around
Waitin on his mobile phone
And when I still don’t a text
I lay and moan and groan
Known that it’s time to throw the
Towel in and hold my own
I’m growin older and wiser with
Every song I write
Everytime I touch the mic I smile
And I like my life but at night
It’s quite the opposite and so I try
To put my feelins into words and
Purge them so I never cry
Never say die, cuz a frickin Goonie
Ruthlessly proven to all groupies
I’m a looney toonie
Cruelly judgin me like people think
They Truly knew me
On the real I’m just another
Artist who is stupid Moody
You don’t like how I spit
I’m too nice, and too white for this shit?
Never light up a spliff?
Or I’m not white enough, sly with my witts?
An unintelligent loser who gets
Hyphy and lit?
Man, I grew up on 90’s rap, and sega genisis
Hadoken yo fools out my
Life like ryu’s nemesis
The kinda guy who try’s to
Stray away from prejudice
It’ll benefit your case if you
Know who you’re messin with
The kid who was obsessed
With The Fresh Prince
Tony Hawk champion smashin his best friends
Attackin foes in super smash
Bro’s on the daily
I had a pokedex before I had a ukulele
I’m never gonna forget where I’m from
Northern California considered the
Bay to some
Not a poser just a nerd from Santa Rosa
No exposure cuz I don’t smoke
Herb and live kosher
It’s a fact, that my raps won’t attract
All the masses, and so I’m askin you
Can you blast this?
I never slack with tracks
Stack em up like acrobats
Pack a powerful punch for lunch
And have smack for snack
My greatest problem is my self motivation
I hate it sometimes I can’t even
Right a line of a statement
It’s outrageously crazy lately i’m
Feelin crazy lazy
Playin games or with my lady
Should be writtin verses daily
And I’m not and it erks me
But every time I write a
Song it’s sweeter than Hersheys
They thirsty for these verses but
I don’t get a curtsy
When these suckuhs try to cop my skills
Like they was Kirby ya heard me?
Stop comparing me to other
Rappers cuz I’m white
I write different than atmosphere
And me and Slim don't sound alike
I swear if ONE more person
Calls me Vanilla Ice
I’m finna flip a bitch go to the kitchen
Get the sharpest knife
Thanks to the internet everything has
To have a genre
I guess it’s horror core if I
Say I'mma stab ya momma
What if it’s ironic, smart
And it solves a problem?
Then I guess it’s conscious
But I just call it awesome
So, go ahead and try to label me
I’m stayin super sayin til the day that
I die and my rhymes savory
Ya’ll are stuck in the mainstream
Away from me i’m free to speak my mind
Other rappers sign to slavery
I know I’ll only probably sell
About a hundred copies
Sellin out is not an option
Not when that means gettin sloppy
So I’ll remain the awkward white
Rapper who’s fat and stocky not a hobby
Embodied in every awesome word I’m jotting
She say she likes the way I flow
But can’t recite a verse I wrote
Despite excited faux emotes
So why do I always invite her to my shows
When I know that she’d rather
Stay at home all alone?
Ummm, I guess I blame it on my chromosomes
The kinda guy to lie around
Waitin on his mobile phone
And when I still don’t a text
I lay and moan and groan
Known that it’s time to throw the
Towel in and hold my own
I’m growin older and wiser with
Every song I write
Everytime I touch the mic I smile
And I like my life but at night
It’s quite the opposite and so I try
To put my feelins into words and
Purge them so I never cry
Never say die, cuz a frickin Goonie
Ruthlessly proven to all groupies
I’m a looney toonie
Cruelly judgin me like people think
They Truly knew me
On the real I’m just another
Artist who is stupid Moody
You don’t like how I spit
I’m too nice, and too white for this shit?
Never light up a spliff?
Or I’m not white enough, sly with my witts?
An unintelligent loser who gets
Hyphy and lit?
Man, I grew up on 90’s rap, and sega genisis
Hadoken yo fools out my
Life like ryu’s nemesis
The kinda guy who try’s to
Stray away from prejudice
It’ll benefit your case if you
Know who you’re messin with
The kid who was obsessed
With The Fresh Prince
Tony Hawk champion smashin his best friends
Attackin foes in super smash
Bro’s on the daily
I had a pokedex before I had a ukulele
I’m never gonna forget where I’m from
Northern California considered the
Bay to some
Not a poser just a nerd from Santa Rosa
No exposure cuz I don’t smoke
Herb and live kosher
It’s a fact, that my raps won’t attract
All the masses, and so I’m askin you
Can you blast this?
I never slack with tracks
Stack em up like acrobats
Pack a powerful punch for lunch
And have smack for snack
My greatest problem is my self motivation
I hate it sometimes I can’t even
Right a line of a statement
It’s outrageously crazy lately i’m
Feelin crazy lazy
Playin games or with my lady
Should be writtin verses daily
And I’m not and it erks me
But every time I write a
Song it’s sweeter than Hersheys
They thirsty for these verses but
I don’t get a curtsy
When these suckuhs try to cop my skills
Like they was Kirby ya heard me?
Stop comparing me to other
Rappers cuz I’m white
I write different than atmosphere
And me and Slim don't sound alike
I swear if ONE more person
Calls me Vanilla Ice
I’m finna flip a bitch go to the kitchen
Get the sharpest knife
Thanks to the internet everything has
To have a genre
I guess it’s horror core if I
Say I'mma stab ya momma
What if it’s ironic, smart
And it solves a problem?
Then I guess it’s conscious
But I just call it awesome
So, go ahead and try to label me
I’m stayin super sayin til the day that
I die and my rhymes savory
Ya’ll are stuck in the mainstream
Away from me i’m free to speak my mind
Other rappers sign to slavery
I know I’ll only probably sell
About a hundred copies
Sellin out is not an option
Not when that means gettin sloppy
So I’ll remain the awkward white
Rapper who’s fat and stocky not a hobby
Embodied in every awesome word I’m jotting