Banjo , Sullivan - Dick Soup lyrics

Liquored up in Jackson after the show
Bucket full of wild oats I had to sew
The Motor City knew just where I should go
Hundreds of women for old Adam Banjo

Thousand pickup trucks in a
Gravel parking lot
Looked at my roadie and said, "Ready or not"
Splashed on Hai-Karate, ready to run my race
Took a look around
There wasn't a woman in the place

Dick soup ball city
Ain't it a pity to be true?
Dick soup

Milwaukee was the next town I
Hopped up on stage
Thought I might get lucky
Me and Roy was all the rage
Looked out on the crowd, much to my surprise
Place was plum sold-out with nothing but guys

Dick soup cock salad
Can't sing a ballad don't give a hoot
Dick soup

Played in San Fransisco for some free love
Met a big ol' hippie chick from heaven above
Looked back at the band
They were staring at her feet
Roy said, "Adam, son, don't drop your keys"

Well, the Nashville station KPSY
Threw us a party and we still don't know why
Valet and champagne
Fried chicken and cocaine
No hookers in the end
Just a hot tub full of men

Dick soup brown-eye blue
It's up to you better get loot
Dick soup