Banjo , Sullivan - I'm Trying to Quit, But I Just Quit Trying lyrics

Adam, you like having a drink or two
Sometimes twenty if you're feeling blue
Sometimes one in the morning so you
Can get out of bed
Ya like Jim, ya like Jack
Ya like Maker's Mark
Ya like drinking in the daytime
Drinking in the dark
You like drinking with a crowd
Or drinking alone drinking in the shower
Or drinking on the phone

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying
Tried to hide it but I'm bad at lying
So I'm still drinking if you're still buying
I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Roy, you like women but you're a married man
Sneaking around every chance you can
The feminine nation's gonna be
The ruination of you
You like brunettes and redheads
And bottled blonds
Pulling them jeans off, and mowing them lawns
But you're staring down the barrel
It's the same old' song
Cause your wife and your
Girlfriend can't get along

I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying
Having several women is death defying
But if there's eggs to break
I can't help but fry 'em
I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying

Roy, you like smoking my cheap homegrown
That Mexican lettuce sure gets you stoned
You cotton-mouth so dry
You'll drink the water from a bong
You like sensimilla red and
Acapulco gold, Maui waui
And resin from the bowl
But we ain't wrote a song in
So long I don't know
And now Johnny Law's waiting for
Us after the show

I'm trying to quit but I just quit trying
So roll me a joint and I'll start flying
Made us laugh so hard that
We both started crying
I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying
I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying
I'm trying to quit, but I just quit trying