Banjo , Sullivan - I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She’s Out Getting Nailed) lyrics

We started in the morning
Carried well into the night
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
It's a sad commentary on a
Marriage that has failed
I'm at home getting hammered while
She's out getting nailed

Police pulled into my trailer park
Domestic violence will cost you, buddy
After dark late night with her boss
Says they're trying to make a sale
I'm at home getting hammered while
She's out getting nailed

I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
Watching Jerry Lawler pulling
Andy Kauffman's hair
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail
I'm at home getting hammered while
She's out getting nailed

She used to bring me beer
And love all over me
Right before I went on disability
My wiggler ain't so straight
I got whiskey dick
She don't perk it up 'cause
Her ankles got so thick

The moral of this story is sad but true
I love to drink and she loves to screw
Hobo's got a better life riding on the rails
I'm at home getting hammered while
She's out getting nailed