Bertie Carvel, Lauren Ward, Matilda Children Cast - The Hammer (Broadway) lyrics
[Bertie Carvel, Lauren Ward, Matilda Children Cast - The Hammer Broadway lyrics]
An exception to the rules
An exception to the rules in my school?
Look at these trophies
See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight?
See how they shine?
What do you think it took to
Become English Hammer Throwing Champion 1969?
Do you think in that moment
When my big moment came
That I treated the rules with casual disdain?
Well? Like hell!
As I stepped up to the circle
Did I change my plan? Hm? What?
As a chalked up my palms
Did I wave my hands? I did not!
As I started my spin, did I look at the view?
Did I drift off and dream
For a minute or two? Do you think I faltered
Or amended my rotation?
Do you think I altered my intended elevation?
As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt
From the grunt I had practiced
For many a month? Not a jot!
Not a dot did I stray from the plot
Not a detail of my throw
Was adjusted or forgotten
Not even when the hammer left my hands
And sailed high up, up above the stands
Did I let myself go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no
If you want to throw the
Hammer for your country
You have to stay inside the
Circle all the time
And if you want to make the team
You don't need happiness or self-esteem
You just need to keep your
Feet inside the line
Sing, children two, three, four!
If you want to throw the
Hammer for your country
Bambinatum est magitum
You have to stay inside the circle –
– all the time
Circulum, maggitum, maggitum
And if you want to teach success
You don't use sympathy or tenderness
Tenderness
You have to force the little
Squit's to toe the line!
Sing, Jenny! Two, three, four!
If you want to throw the
Hammer for your country
Bambinatum! Bambinatum! Gloria Magitum!
You have to stay inside the
Circle all the time
Circulum est Deus! Deus!
Apply just one simple rule
To hammer throwing, life, and school –
Life's a ball, so learn to throw it
Find the bally line and toe it
And always keep your feet inside the line!
Now get out