Bill Wurtz - ​modern woes lyrics

There's a large penis statue
In the middle of town
There's a large penis statue in
The middle of town

It's got germs on it it's got monkeys on it
It's got evil on it it's got rabies on it
And there's devils and children
Standing all around
And there's devils and children
Standing all around it

Haven't you heard the news?
Haven't you heard the truth?
And i hope you do it's appalling
It's enthralling it's unnerving
And subservient and it's curious

We're gonna fall in love
We're gonna fall in love

Rabbit's make their way from A to B
Rabbit's don't care what they eat
Rabbit's don't know what they see
Rabbit's don't pretend to need
Advice from trees or advice from me
People riding in cars like to show the
World how much they care about it
By rolling over it's surfaces
People paying their taxes like
To include more
Just in case they didn't pay enough

There's no control over the marketplace
There's no control over the price of things
There's no control over the things you do
And there's no good way to explain the truth


What do i got to do to
Complete this picture i've been painting
About fun, love, jazz, joy
And freedom? what do i have to do to get
You hatchback driving nanny lesbians
To truly feel it? Maybe i'll jump in a river
Just to clear my head
Maybe i'll wave a flag in front of
A bull and paint it red
Maybe i'll jump over a field
Maybe i'll crawl under the sky
Maybe i'll hide under a mountain
And adjust my tie i'm on the phone

I'm on the phone, phone
And i'm all alone, lone
See i'm on my own, own
Cause i've got no home

I've got no clothes, clothes
That i can put on, on
This is how i know, know
That my hope is gone

There's a large penis statue
In the middle of town
Cause i know that all hope is gone