Drop The Mic, Nick Lachey, Ashley Tisdale - Ashley Tisdale vs. Nick Lachey lyrics

Yo, when Ashley left Disney
Things turned low-key
Life ain't been "suite" since she
Lost Zack and Cody
And Vanessa Hudgens used to be
Like your big sis now she replies to your
Texts with "New phone, who dis?"
I'd say that you have a Hilary Duff face
But whenever you take pictures
You have Hilary duck-face is it me
Or was Glee like High School Musical a lot?
They took your whole plot
And Lea Michele took your spot

God, that verse sucked
And now you hit a dead-end
You were on Raising the Bar
And now you bartend
You hosted Sing-Off, aired on NBC
Whenever Nick was on it, though
It was Sing-Off-Key
I'm producing TV behind the
Scenes as a hustle you're still singing
Looking like One Direction's drunk uncle
Example of every reality TV cliché
Can't get Spencer Pratt? Call Nick Lachey

Girl, you try to sing and
Act like you're Demi Lovato
But with a fraction of a reaction
So you're Semi Lovato
You're big with the kids
And it makes sense why
You're basically a Skechers ad
That's come to life
After High School Musical
You tried to hold that buzz
Had a song called "Crank It Up
" I hope nobody does
And you played Dorky Girl in Donnie Darko
Right? Funny, that's also the role that
You play in real life

Hey, Nick Lachey I'm not
Trying to be reckless
But, you're the human equivalent of
A puka shell necklace
You were in a boy band
I can't remember the name
It was something about weather and it
Had ten minutes of fame
I was an icon on Disney
I still get roles from it
The only rolls you get now
Are starring on your stomach and listen
There's no way in hell you're beating me
But don't worry, Nick
There's always other chicken in the sea

You're a millennial poster child
A Twitter dingbat it sucks your best work is
Through filters on Snapchat
"We're All in This Together
" wasn't that the song?
But when Zac got famous
He didn't bring you along
We'll say Scary Movie 5 sucked 'cause of you
But it made Scary Movie 4
Look like Scary Movie 2
This battle's all mine
It's something you can't fix
You used to live the Suite Life
Now you're in a Motel 6

Jackson 5, NSYNC, and we move down the line
Congrats, you're the tenth-best boy
Band of all time
You have Dancing with the Stars
And you got beat by your wife
You've done every reality show
And that's the last stop in life
I'm juggling five projects
My life is stressful
You're only busy making O
Town seem successful
You're the Justin of your band
Could have hoisted the cup but, you failed
So I guess your Timberlake dried up