Drop The Mic, Jason Derulo, Liam Payne - Liam Payne vs. Jason Derulo lyrics

A'ight, Josh ay, hit me
Off with something crazy, bro

Hey, look, everybody, it's the guy from 1D
Not the pretty one, not the gritty one
It's the one you never see
And you bone an X-Factor judge
Your success is no riddle
Congrats to you, Liam
You slept your way to the middle
And I was told I was spitting
The hottest Liam on Earth
So I'm still wondering
Where the hell is Liam Hemsworth?
After this battle
You gon' be callin' yo' ma ma
You definitely can't spit
But you can Swalla la la

Hwey! C'mon, yeah, yes, yes, yes
I hoped I would battle somebody with fame
Not Jason who, though no one knows your name
I remember hearing you first on "Whatcha Say"
Trying to be The Weeknd
You're more like a weekday
And now you went vegan, seems wrong
You don't butcher animals
But you'll butcher your songs
"Wiggle" and "Swalla
" your singles went gold
Who names your songs, a six-year-old?

Your biggest win is havin' an older woman
But holla at ya boy when
You sell a hunnid million
Those are some numbers that actually pay
And your first single sounds like
One of my throwaways
And you take shirtless selfies
Like you a clown but, I'm the only one that
Should be strippin' it down
This boy right here, he's not worthy to me
But at least I get to tell his
Mom to talk dirty to me

Yes, my girlfriend is older, ya ain't wrong
Older women love me, especially your mom!
Making fun of One Direction, Jason
That's lazy
I got that one D that'll make ya lady crazy
You're attacking the things that I
Did as a kid made a song called "Get Ugly
" then you actually did
You here to take me out? Well
I wish you good luck
You finally answer the question
"What if D'Angelo sucked?"

So, if I were you, Liam
I would've begged my friends
To stay in One Direction so
My career wouldn't end i told my friends who
I'm battlin', they said, "Who's that?"
So I Googled you, and no results came back
Your son's name is Bear Payne yeah
That's cool i'm sure that'll go well with
The kids in high school
But, you're my son, you wish you was me
All you need is some talent and a long
Black D!

Hey, ho, ah
If people like "Swalla, " trust me, they lie
To release that
You had to "swalla" your pride
Say your name on every song to
Make sure you get credit
Like anyone hears that shit and would
Lie that they did it
I ain't impressed with your dancin'
I ain't impressed with your flow
You got a song called "Trumpets
" 'cause you actually blow
When I watch your music videos
I just want them to end
There's nothin' I wouldn't do so
You never sing again