Drop The Mic, Matthew Lillard, Shaggy - Shaggy vs. Matthew Lillard lyrics

For ten years, Matthew Lillard
He's been off the grid
His career disappeared
Much like his eyebrows did
Shaggy versus Shaggy
But you really don't want it
Mine is different
'cause I got a Grammy with that name on it
I'm here to break it to you, Matt
You're never coming back
You're only famous in the '90s:
You're a human fanny pack
I'm here to make you hot
Your career been tragic and sadly
You're being served by Mr boombastic

Good joke about my eyebrows one thing, though
You look like Lenny Kravitz if
He let himself go
Oh, the great Shaggy, I'm the one who's ugly?
I date Christina Hendricks on TV
So that's funny
The one-hit wonder, mediocre entertainer
They play your song between "The
Chicken Dance" and "Macarena"
You talk about my face
Like you some kind of beauty
How's your name Shaggy when
You look like Scooby?

"One-hit wonder", I went ten times platinum
You're in the first Scream movie
Then what the hell happened?
You weren't in Scream 2, though
They didn't even ask
You could scare the whole cast
Without even wearing a mask
Oh, sorry, that's a spoiler
He was a killer in Scream
Then Hollywood was a killer of
All of Matthew's dreams
I look like Lenny Kravitz?
You shouldn't even speak
You look like Ryan Phillippe
If he was a meth head freak

When I take home the trophy
You'll consider retirin'
You made a song called
"Target" you're in luck, they're hirin'
Put an album with Sting called 44 876
That's a very catchy name
I'm sure it will stick
I'm still on TV, your career is unraveled
When you performed at the Grammys
I was scared I'd time traveled
Stick with reggae
'cause ya can't hit the note
You sound like Kermit
With a frog in his throat

Consider this battle Matthew's life preserver
You used to be a heartthrob
Now you just a heart murmur
When Matt was in his teens
His movies was hot
She's All That, but now you're certainly not
I'm famous around the world
The spotlight's done you're in Twin Peaks
Your career just had one
So thanks for tonight, it was hardly a fight
You played Shaggy for two hours
I'm Shaggy for life!

You're from Jamaica
But you lost the foundation
You're as reggae as white girls
With braids on vacation
Ruined music, now whatchu comin' back for?
You got a song called "Go Fuck Yourself
" I couldn't agree more
And I know you brag about it
But it's just so dumb
Bob Marley never won a Grammy
But you got one?
Tomorrow, when you speak about
This battle publicly
They'll ask you who won and you'll say
"It wasn't me!"