Epic Rap Battles of History, Zach Sherwin, Watsky - Doc Brown vs Doctor Who lyrics

Rap battles of history! DOC BROWN!
Versus! doctor who! BEGIN!

Ooh, actually
If you don't mind it's just the Doctor
Doesn't even really matter who, who am
I even talking to? Oh, yes, you
The wannabe Einstein minus the 'stache
Travels through time but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly dally
You can't even invent a way
Out of Hill Valley and calm down will you
Everything is going to be fine
You're not going to tear any wonky holes
In any fabric of space and time
Actually it's a lot more like a rug really
Never mind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of
Me simultaneously kicking your
Arse with rhyme

Great Scott, you're great not, I spit it hot
And generate way more power
Than one-point-twenty-one gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific
Authority you purport to be
But, I'm a real doctor
Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all of your companions you
Couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer your
Fans or your special effects
You don't get another turn to debate
Time to face your permanent fate
Now Dalek my balls! Exterminate!

I'm going to die (Doctor?)
At least, this version of me (Doctor?)
Perhaps you'd like another (Doctor?)
Prepare to meet your density

I'm a mystical medical doc at the
Pinnacle shifting my physical form
You're a possibly pedophilic individual who
Should have never been born
You got your knickers in a twist
While you're sucking on my Piccadilly
But, I'm a lot lot different
'Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly
Hanging with an
Oedipal kid who's a bawk bawk chicken

Nobody calls me chicken

This is between us, Scarfy
Don't try to out-rhyme me
You'll find I'm as grimy
As any slimy time-limey
I'll use your port-o-potty time
Machine as my latrine
You're not a cat with nine lives
You're a pussy with thirteen

Who won? who's next? You decide! epic!
Rap battles of history! DOC BROWN!
VS! DOCTOR WHO! BEGIN!

Actually, if you don't mind
It's just the Doctor