Epic Rap Battles of History, Wax, EpicLLOYD - Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine lyrics

Epic rap battles of history! WOLVERINE!
Versus! freddy kreuger! BEGIN!

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you 3, 4
Better lock your-lock your-lock
Your-lock your welcome to primetime, bitch
Better stay awake like a meth head
Spread red on your bed spread ’til
You're lying there on your deathbed
You got a healing factor?
I got a kill-bitches-on-the-ceiling factor!
Under that mask, you're a singer actor
Under my skin, I’m a slasher slasher
Bitch! I come from Wes Craven's twisted mind
You come from comic books that kids get
When they're well behaved at Christmas time!
Flock of Seagulls called
They want their hairstyle returned
And that wasn't even my main diss
It was just a side-burn!

Nice glove, bub
But, I'm real from bones to teeth
That claw's like a strap-on
There's a pussy underneath
Don't sleep? That’s all you got for me?
Could defeat your ass with a cup of tea
I been to hell and back
And whooped Satan’s ass
You got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street!
You wanna talk about burns, Mac?
The PTA turned your face
Into Deadpool's ballsack
Wrapped in a Where’s Waldo sweater
Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better!
So step into my catnap!
See if you can hack that!
Better hang on to your wack hat
'Cause your worst nightmare ain't
Hugh Jack shit compared to the least of
My Weapon-X flashbacks!
I’m the adamantium champion X-Man
You'll only ever be half
Of Edward Scissorhands!
So don't get me more pissed, chump
I'll take your whole franchise out
With a fist bump!

Look at the size of your body how
Could I possibly think I'm in trouble?
I can't tell the difference
Between your action figure
And your stunt double!
What's the matter? You look tired, eh?
I'll be in your bed tonight, unlike Jean Grey
As for me? I'm a chick magnet
So heavy metal bitches are real attracted
What the fuck is a wolverine? Some
Kind of an angry beaver?
I was more intimidated by a tiny Canadian
The first time I saw Justin Bieber!

That verse stung, bub
But, I've already recovered
I'll call you tomorrow morning
If I need my toast buttered
I ain't got time for this!
I'm saving the world
What qualities do you bring?
You're a pedophile from the Midwest
At least R kelly could sing!
So you've got the wrong room
If you're looking for fear
Only thing that scares me is
A fridge with no beer!
That face tells me you've met your match
So come back if you've got
Another itch to scratch