Epic Rap Battles of History, Tim Chantarangsu, EpicLLOYD - Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of History
Kim Jong-il vs Hulk Hogan begin

The name’s Kim Jong, I got a license to ill
Make you swallow my rhymes
Like a steroids pill
Your body looks like a spray tan banana
With a walrus mustache and a wack bandana
I’m coming at you like the Asian Ric Flair
Bitch, I’ll suplex you by
Your friggin dick hair!
Your whole fam’s a bunch of Barbies, dude
You want beef? Eat this Korean BBQ!

You got a ring side seat
To your own smackdown, brother
You look like Sonic the Hedgehog’s mother
You’re a freak, a phony
A rice-a-roni jabroni
I’m gonna bounce you like a
Check for my alimony
Come on dude, all the little Hulksters know
I’ll hang you from the ropes
Like South Park puppet show
I’ll choke hold you hostage like Laura Ling
Brother I’ll leg drop your
Ass back to Beijing!

Beijing is in China, you blond asshole
I’m a god among men
You’re a suburban commando
North Korea, bitch, let me give you a tour
By the way
Your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!

Hulk Hogan goes down! I don’t know
If he can finish the battle
He’s reaching for the ropes! It's
It's Macho Man Randy Savage!

Ooh yeah, it’s about to get real
Watch me snap into a Slim Jim Kim Jong-Il
I don’t like to hit
Little bitches with glasses
But when midgets step up
I stomp midget asses
The Macho Man, there is no equal
So spend less time rapping and
Start feeding your people
PUNK, I’ll elbow drop your whole nation
On behalf of the entire
World Wrestling Federation! OOh, yeah!

Who won? Who's next? You decide
Epic Rap Battles of History