Epic Rap Battles of History, EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter - Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny lyrics
[Epic Rap Battles of History, EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter - Genghis Khan vs The Easter Bunny lyrics]
Ghengis Khan vs Sigh The Easter Bunny begin
How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'!
My little tail swinging and
My big ears floppin' the Easter Bunny baby
I deserve to be arrogant
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian
Ooh, what you gonna do?
You’ve got a bucket on your
Head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn’t keep you out of China
Watch me rub my foot for luck and
Stick it right up your vagina
Ha, ha, ha, come on!
Your bunny ass about to feel
The wrath of Kahn
Silly rabbit, you’ll need more than luck
You’ve got two giant ears
But can’t hear that you suck
I drive a Mongol horde your army is weak!
What? You going to attack me
With a posse of peeps?
I’ll bite off your tail and punch
Your teeth down your throat
Then butcher your family, and make a new coat
Take it easy baby, no need for this meanness
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you just like to pillage
Why don’t you get out of my face
And go back to your village
From Poland to Korea, I ravaged the land
Now my DNA’s in dudes From New York to Japan
Hah! Easter, my ass, you’re not in the Bible
You’re a fluffy bitch mascot
For Hallmark in denial
Who won? Who's next? You decide
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