Jazz Emu - Beard lyrics

25 and things have changed, yeah
I'm a big boy now and I look my age, yeah
But part of me was kind of expecting more
Then one lonely hair sticking out of my jaw

I really thought that I'd have a beard by now
I really thought that I'd have a beard by now
I really thought, really thought yeah

At the GP, Doctor Jensen
Seeing if he can help
With hair growth medicine
He takes out a needle and fills it with meds
Stabs it in his leg, starts crying, and says

I really thought that I'd have a beard by now
I really thought that I'd have a beard by now
I really thought, really thought

Does it mean I'm not enough
If I don't have pubes growing out of my face?
Does it mean I'm not in love
If my testosterone is in lower case?
If my mouth warmth levels
Are in dire strait's?

All the fellas say
I want a place to keep the food I don't eat
All the fellas say
I'd settle for a vaguely convincing mustache

We really thought that we'd all
Have beards by now
You implied that we'd all have beards by now
We really thought, really thought