Jazz Emu - Tiny Butt lyrics

(I used to feel insecure
About my physical appearance
But then I suddenly realized
All I need to do is love myself)

Damn, boy, look at that butt
Look at it wiggling, look at it strut
You could go to prison for a booty like that
So criminally small and illicitly flat

Wearing chinos, leggings
Jeans that you're clad in
Hot pants, jeggings, the pants of Alladin
Tights, flares, trousers of satin:
So many clothes for this butt to look bad in

Damn, that ass is tiny
Such a microscopic heiny
An inferior posterior
A seriously minuscule derriere
So come on boy, tell me how you do it
I got a telescope and I'm
Looking right through it
But I still can't see it
You better start tellin' us
How your gluteus is so damn minimus

(Just a skinny tall guy with a tiny butt
You can look, but you shouldn't touch
'Cause it's dangerously thin
So think that if you touch it
You're gonna walk away with a papеr cut oW)

Damn boy look at that butt
I'm shook when I'm lookin'
At this booty paradox
'Cause the spacе that it's got ain't
A hell of a lot
All I see is the space where the booty is not
I've seen a few asses that just won't quit
But your butt's in a state of permanent rest
And I've seen a few people
With booty for days
But your booty's for twenty-two
Minutes at best

Damn, that ass is tiny
Such a microscopic heiny
An inferior posterior
A seriously minuscule derriere
So come on boy, tell me how you do it
I got a telescope and I'm
Looking right through it
But I still can't see it
You better start tellin' us
How your gluteus is so damn minimus