Jazz Emu - Vibe It Out lyrics
[Jazz Emu - Vibe It Out lyrics]
Standing at a party
Just locked eyes with somebody
They're clearly trying to greet you, yeah
You smile, "It's nice to meet you"
Oh shit, they were waving at somebody else!
You're starting to get panicky
You try to compensate by
Laughing kind of manically
You're making it more awkward, yeah
You're getting sweaty, but it's all good
I don't think anybody noticed
Oooh, I need to teach you to save face
(Boy your face will be so safe now)
Oooh, cause if you've put your foot in it
There's an easy way to pull it out
Called your teacher mummy?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Told a joke that wasn't funny?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Go to give a homeless man money
But then you realise that you don’t have any?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
High five on a fist bump (You screwed it)
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Walk in on your friend's mum (She pooin')
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Offer up your seat to a pregnancy bump
Then realise it's a guy with
Some junk in the trunk
You gotta vibe it out
This is some information
On how you can recover any situation
All you need is good vibrations
I don't mean literally shaking
That will make you look more crazy
Oooh, so when you're talking way too animated
(And spit on someone by mistake now)
Oooh, I know a simple way to compensate
Just spit some more, so it looks deliberate
Payment gets rejected
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Bluetooth headphones weren't connected
(That shit was blaring out)
You make people watch the
Funny clip you suggested
But it doesn't get a laugh
In the place you expected
Accidental boner (Just gotta vibe it out)
Spill wine on your boss's sofa
(Who owns a plain white couch?)
Laugh really hard when a stranger falls over
Then discover that he's dead when
You get a bit closer
Only a neek addresses the
Consequences of their actions, yeah
So are you a neek?
Or are you a fucking vibey legend?
Break your nephew's new guitar
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Hit a person with your car
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Say you're not the biggest fan of Andrew Marr
Then discover that he's literally
Standing right there
Dropped your great-aunt Mary's coffin
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Kick a football at an orphan
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Perform a heart transplant
With perfect precision
Then discover they needed a
Totally different organ
Accidentally sign up to ISIS
Now you're one of their chief advisors
Get roped into designing a chemical virus
Now you're implicit in a global health crisis
Just locked eyes with somebody
They're clearly trying to greet you, yeah
You smile, "It's nice to meet you"
Oh shit, they were waving at somebody else!
You're starting to get panicky
You try to compensate by
Laughing kind of manically
You're making it more awkward, yeah
You're getting sweaty, but it's all good
I don't think anybody noticed
Oooh, I need to teach you to save face
(Boy your face will be so safe now)
Oooh, cause if you've put your foot in it
There's an easy way to pull it out
Called your teacher mummy?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Told a joke that wasn't funny?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Go to give a homeless man money
But then you realise that you don’t have any?
(Just gotta vibe it out)
High five on a fist bump (You screwed it)
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Walk in on your friend's mum (She pooin')
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Offer up your seat to a pregnancy bump
Then realise it's a guy with
Some junk in the trunk
You gotta vibe it out
This is some information
On how you can recover any situation
All you need is good vibrations
I don't mean literally shaking
That will make you look more crazy
Oooh, so when you're talking way too animated
(And spit on someone by mistake now)
Oooh, I know a simple way to compensate
Just spit some more, so it looks deliberate
Payment gets rejected
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Bluetooth headphones weren't connected
(That shit was blaring out)
You make people watch the
Funny clip you suggested
But it doesn't get a laugh
In the place you expected
Accidental boner (Just gotta vibe it out)
Spill wine on your boss's sofa
(Who owns a plain white couch?)
Laugh really hard when a stranger falls over
Then discover that he's dead when
You get a bit closer
Only a neek addresses the
Consequences of their actions, yeah
So are you a neek?
Or are you a fucking vibey legend?
Break your nephew's new guitar
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Hit a person with your car
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Say you're not the biggest fan of Andrew Marr
Then discover that he's literally
Standing right there
Dropped your great-aunt Mary's coffin
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Kick a football at an orphan
(Just gotta vibe it out)
Perform a heart transplant
With perfect precision
Then discover they needed a
Totally different organ
Accidentally sign up to ISIS
Now you're one of their chief advisors
Get roped into designing a chemical virus
Now you're implicit in a global health crisis