Jazz Emu - Elaine lyrics

Elaine, you’re like a broken pedal
Bicycle off the chain
Your love is too big for
Tupperware can’t be contained
I can’t believe that I’m about
To make love to Elaine

Elaine, you’re like a generous French
Baker giving me pain
Like website on a server I’m in your domain
And I feel there’s no escaping you now
Elaine

Because you give me shelter from the storm
Your smilе is sweet, your castle warm
Your skin is see-through, teeth are long
Alarm bells ringing!
You say I’m just in timе for dinner
I catch your eyeline in the mirror
On inspection, there’s no reflection
I lose my erection, hey!

Elaine, you sunk your teeth into me
Now I’m in pain
You’re cranially adhesive stuck on my brain
Oh, please remove your fangs from my skull
Elaine

Now you’re sieving the blood from my
Brain it’s a mental strain, yeah
And you’re siphoning it into
Your own vertebral vein, yeah
Why the hell did I choose
To holiday in Transylvan yeah?

Boy, your skin looks so delicious
I just want to give you kisses
And by kisses obviously I mean
Draining the blood from your body
Baby your my fantasy baby I just want to see
That blood run scarlet
Wait what’s that in your pocket
A clove of garlic - ahhHH!

Oh Elaine, you messed with a Vampire hunter
I should explain:
The villagers sent me here to see you slain
Now the power of Christ compels you to die
Elaine

The power of Christ compels you!

Begone foul creature from the north!
Too long the villagers have suffered at
Your hand and your teeth receive this state
The stake in your heart carved from
The oak of Thugenfor Forest
Receive it and be gone