Jazz Emu - How To Socialise lyrics
[Jazz Emu - How To Socialise lyrics]
I think I've forgotten how to socialise
I think it's what happens when you spend
Seven months on your own inside
Just bumped into my auntie on the street
And instead of asking, "How are you?"
I said, "I'm nice to meet"
That's not even a sentence, what!
I think I've forgotten how to socialise
I thought you could read a bunch
Of wikiHows and start to self-remind
But there’s so much on there
They need to clarify
Like "eye contact" does not mean you should
Touch their eyeball with your own eye
Sorry about that, Grandma
"Hey, man, it's good to see you"
"Yеah, the munsten could've wеdnesday"
"The munsten? What's a munsten?"
"The munst, well, uh it's plobe now, so
Not so nicely" "I don't i don't know
What you're talking about"
"Okay, thank you!"
I think it's what happens when you spend
Seven months on your own inside
Just bumped into my auntie on the street
And instead of asking, "How are you?"
I said, "I'm nice to meet"
That's not even a sentence, what!
I think I've forgotten how to socialise
I thought you could read a bunch
Of wikiHows and start to self-remind
But there’s so much on there
They need to clarify
Like "eye contact" does not mean you should
Touch their eyeball with your own eye
Sorry about that, Grandma
"Hey, man, it's good to see you"
"Yеah, the munsten could've wеdnesday"
"The munsten? What's a munsten?"
"The munst, well, uh it's plobe now, so
Not so nicely" "I don't i don't know
What you're talking about"
"Okay, thank you!"