Jazz Emu - MSN Messenger lyrics

It’s 2005
And I’ve just fallen in love that’s right
Just because I’m only 11 years old
Doesn’t mean I don’t know what makin'
Love feels like it feels like

Eatin' a delicious cheeseburger

It feels like eating a cheeseburger
Or watching parkour videos for

3 hours straight on the internet

That’s what makin' love feels like
I i reckon

Got home late, it’s a quarter to 8
I'm usually back at 5 but
I had after-school swimming practice
My coach Mario is from Peru, he's so cool
He can make a funny bird noise with his mouth

I know it's breaking the rules to
Compute before my tea time
(time, time, time)
But girl you know I'm a fool for using
Hypermodern tools to commune with you online

I'll be waiting on the MSN messenger
And we're gonna raise the temperature
Girl it's always triple X when I message ya
'Cause I always put three kisses
At the end of them (4 if I’m brave enough)

MSN messenger (hey boy)
Pretty sure I'm impressing ya
Every word abbreviated for your pleasure
I’m a SK8RBOI my TXT ABBRVS
Are always clear and DRTNPR

"Hi" "Hey" "U k?" "Gdgd, u?"
"Gdgd" "Kewl" "G2G" "K"

If brevity's the soul of wit, I must be
The funniest motherlover on this motherlovin'
(hah hah hah) planet

You and me, communicating electronically
The pinnacle of modernity, man I can see this
Thing lasting for eternity and certainly
Not being discontinued in 2013

Yeah there's no way this tool could
Ever be replaced by something better, no
(no, no no)
'Cause what could be clearer than
A doughnut appearing every
Time you try to type the letter O?

So just meet me on the MSN Messenger
There's no message more instanter
You just type a winky face
And then press enter
It'll be there in a second or a
Minute if you’re still on dial-up

Fast forward to 2085

Everything's different technology has
Accelerated beyond
Our wildest dreams you don't
Even need a desktop computer to
Use MSN Messenger anymore

MSN Messenger pods rise up from the
Street many have had it installed
In their brain via microchips you can
Just think of a Nudge
And it makes your friend's head vibrate
Aggressively this is the future!

And here I am, 90 years old just a
Hot old male with an old hotmail
And the exact same low-res
Display picture taken
On my mother's webcam in 2004

Waiting for groovychick95 to come back online

You're probably happy somewhere married
To some sk8rboi93
Watching your little groovychick sk8rboi
Grandkids grow up but
Know this technology rushes past us like a
Blink in the eye of a world that's looking
Too far forward to see the now

But I'm still waiting here waiting
On the MSN Messenger