Jazz Emu - Receiving A Call When You're Already On A Call lyrics

I'm receiving a call
But I'm already on a call (Oh God)
Why do they give you so many damn options?
Seventy different ways of getting it wrong

It's all like hold & Reject
End & Accept what the heck?
These selections are so specific

Hold & Beset die with regrets how the heck
Am I meant to dissect their meaning?

Send them a threat to curse them with a hex
Hang on a sec'
Why the heck would I need that option?

Bеcause of the hex thеy lay an egg
What the heck
That's not an option, it's just a statement

And when you get close to the egg
It grows legs
And it's says "Oh I love you, Daddy"

You have to fetch it human flesh
That's what it eats
It feasts on the human body

After a week of eating the meat
It says "I'm complete"
And the egg starts hatching

Inside the shell you hear a bell
What the hell?
It's the sound of your iPhone ringing

How would you like to answer it?