King of the Dot, Rone, Dumbfoundead - Dumbfoundead vs. Rone lyrics

I got this scouting report on Dumb' and
I can make it go left no sweat
I'll turn this shit into a
Game Of Thrones set bro test, we gon' bet
I'm takin' his whole check
Funny how I'm three bars in and I
Still haven't cracked an Asian joke yet
I'm the greatest of all time
Most creative of all time check the history
I cross "T's" and dot the small "I's" (eyes)
No racist shit
Those narrow views are not mine
Like a North Korean nuke boy
That shit will not fly
His real name is John Park
And you were off to a hot start
But then you named yourself "Dumb" that
Makes me think you'renot smart
You listen to his music you think
His vibe was all dark
But he's got the personality of


A greeter at Wal-Mart well it's goin' down
Like a bell of danger in an elevator
Fuck, an intercom in a generator
I'll put the yellow Ranger on a ventilator
The original king
I'm Cedric The Entertainer with
The pen and paper i'll educate your casuals
I'm John Madden through the Telestrator
You're a pencil pusher with a calculator
A Now N Later to an alligator
I'm a Hall of Famer
Bitch you watch the Lakers
If I need a favor then I call the Lakers
(Or the Bulls or the Bulls)
In my last battle I wore Dions
Within a year I was bros with him
I name dropped Pat Bev'
Within two I had a show with him
Manifesting, I got the future in my
Hands and I'm moldin' it
If I had name dropped Jesus Christ
He probably would've rose again
I'm at the podium, barkin' like a Doberman
Some kung-fu put Bong Joon-Ho
Through the linoleum
You had three AndersonPaak beats and you
Still couldn't blow with 'em
Now he's an MSG and this
Pussy is throwin' sodium
Well I hear all the trap
From these seedy suckers
But, I pretend I don't see
It like I'm Stevie Wonder we're opposites
There's no way we could see each other
You're Asianbitch I'm gettin' even younger
But growin' up I bet there's
Painful memories you can't jog
Like goin' to the rub and tug to get
A hand job and it's your grandma
And that's a hell of a quandary
When you have your dick out do you dismount?
Do you ask for the family discount?
You're not descended from Kublai Khan
You're a waiter at Buddakan
So pay attention who's Louie Vuitton's you've
Been spillin' those noodles on
It's the rap game's Siroc
The way that I paint with dots
Find me dumpin' a Machine Gun like Megan Fox
We could box
Find him slumped down in that vacant lot
You can't tell if he's slumped out or
If he's doin' the Asian squat
On Twitter, November 9th, 2018 you said
"If I ever go broke I'll
Hop back in that ring"
Well I'm glad that you're here
But I'm sorry you're back
Welcome home Dumb'
Let me know if you need to borrow some cash

You're right
I had no part in Anderson's future
You hang with Anderson Cooper
By the way I've seen your wife
Her body is smokin'
When I fuck her you can watch
I'll leave the door open
Keep up with the references don't get lost
I'll fuck the wedding ring off her
Call her Silk Sonic The Hedgehog
I said, the King has returned to the Dot
Korean Jesus is home
All these lazy rappers usin' Asian accents
Finally they leave me a Rone (alone)
I came for Pat Stay tonight
To celebrate his life
I know two wrongs don't make a right but
Maybe killin' one Rone can make it right
You really thought you was pushin'
Forward the whole culture i work for myself
Y'all work for old vultures
It's funny how Lush went to Adam22 but
You're the one with No Jumper
Y'all chauffer's
Driving Miss Daisy's with your
Boss in the backseat
I know that y'all can't sleep knowin'
You exploit black rappers and athletes
But at Bar Stool you're killin' it bravo
But the only real ones from Philly that
I know are Gilly and Wallo
I bet you went to the office on the first day
Like, "Hey fellas bang Bang Bird Gang"
Like you just learned slang
Yeah get it through ya nerd brain
You're lame
Your only black friend is Pat Bev'
And on that show you won't even let Pat talk
How your Roots in Philly but you won't
Even listen to a Black Thought
You must've lost your marbles or insane
Give me the green light, I'll slap
The shit out of him
Hit a lick on a cracker like Squid Game
I'll call his bluff
Like Parasite sneak in his
Crazy rich parent's
House when they've gone to brunch
Shang-Chi Ten Rings, I'll
Break Everything, Everywhere, all At Once
I'm sick of ya tired puns
They've already been all done
There's only so many ways you
Can be called "Dumb"
But, I don't gotta use name flips to call
You bitch cause you already are one (R-one)
You're an enormous geek
With ya Old Navy performance fleece
What is that? Mormon chic?
I hate dorks that can't play sports
But wear official game shorts
But he chose to stand on the
Sidelines that was a good call look y'all
The only dude to get
Injured in Fantasy Football
You wanna know how I know you're a loser bro?
Two words: Super Bowl
Y'all lost to the Chiefs
I know that shit Jalen Hurts
It was damn near reparations seeing
The natives take it first
To make it worse, Jalen's ankle worked
This guy came to work
With a Philly Championship
Tee cause he pre made the shirt
You damn near lose to every
Patrick that ya know
So do us all a favor and take ya ass ma homes
(Mahomes)

Bro you have the tiniestset of nostrils
I can't tell if it's cool if it's lame
On one hand you stay duckin' diseases
On the other you do love cocaine
And I'm not judgin'
It's just the way his face was designed
But, if you're gonna share drugs
Plan on takin' your time
Cause when everybody else is
Out breakin' out lines
He gotta snort his cocaine one
Grain at a time
He breathes in it sounds like
A long range missile
We breathes out it sounds like
A fuckin' train whistle
They tried to rape this dude it
Would've been a terrible day
He just exhaled hard and it scared 'em away
Fuckin' square ass head brother, who are you?
The offspring of Lucy Liu and Rubik's Cube?
Who is your uncle Ahk? A fuckin' Funko Pop?
My boy's a Lego best believe
He runs a couple blocks
And I'm not even hatin' bro I like that
Lookin' like a fine ass
Character from Minecraft
But, it's gettin' hard to tell what
Kind of accent he's flexin'
You got a weird twang like a Cantonese Texan
I'll leave you cryin' in H
Mart like Japanese breakfast
I got the smoke like fajitas
In ya Applebees section
I'll split his dumpling once that 50 peel
BAOW! You just got yourself a Disney deal
My bro's mad? I'm poppin' up in his bitch
Be real she throw it back like a
Homer at Wrigley Field
I'll give her 15 bucks and
She'll lick these nuts
Your girl is a ho by name
And your mom's Kim She (Kimchi) Sucks
Dumb must be dump if he's
Thinkin' he's at the top
You might think he's fish scale
From how I see it it has to stop
You might think that he's raw
From how I see it that shit's chop
You might see Dumb' as a brick
I see Dumb' as a bag of rocks
And doom is imminent bitch
You can see the shark tail
You try to drag race me
I'll put your Civic through a guardrail
Dumb's dumb as a hammer
You would buy at a yard sale
I'll put this battle in a coffin
And use Dumb' as a doornail
But wait, wait, wait
He said his ten year goal was
To start in an action movie that's a doozie
You're 5'6" and a half with boobies
The closest you ever get to
An action movie is if
They remake Cars and you
Voice a hatchback Suzuki
Or in Mickey Mouse as a Mandarin Goofy
Or in Veggie Tales as a sushi
Let's go through a checklist
For an action hero
Athleticism? That's a zero
Acting chops aren't half Dinero
Sex appeal is Dan DeVito stop it Chino
The closest you ever get to an action
Hero is gettin' Frappuccino for Al Pacino
Bro, and it's not because you're Asian
They just don't like suckin'
20 indie movies in and now
You wanna try stuntin'? Indie 50, indie 60
You might realize something
You keep playin' that race card
You might hit indie (Indy) 500
Bro, on Twitter, November 9th, 2018
You said, "If I ever go broke I'll
Hop back in that ring"
Well I already gave you a $20
That's just me bein' decent
So pay me back when you get
That action flick, matter of fact, keep it

When we were yellin' "Black Lives Matter"
Tryin' to stop Asian hate
You were storming the capitol tryin'
To keep Caucasian's safe
In Ferguson you thought the
Cops saved the day
With Breonna Taylor you would
Not say her name you were mad as shit at
Kaepernick you little sports boy
You won't take one knee for
George Floyd but I
Bet you take two for knees for David Portnoy
I just know your mom's a Karen
They call her "Ka-rone"
All on the phone, nagging tone
Wouldn't even let you rap
Alone unless she chaperones
She can't condone any rapper with
A blacker tonethan Charron you hated Kanye
You wouldn't even slap his songs until
He appeared on Alex Jones
You've been a weirdo
I bet ya hero is Ben Shapiro
And he hate woke bitches
I can't make that up
Nah, I mean like he hates woke bitches like
He likes the ones that can't get
Up off a date rape drug
I'm not sayin' you're a racist person
I'm just sayin' that he dressed up as
Meek Mill and got the make-up perfect
You know, Trudeau
His favorite movie is Rocky 3 but he
Won't be caught dead watchin' Creed
But he'll rewatch the scene where Apollo
Dies in the boxing ring
It's funny how when a black man
Got the lead he's like, "M-m-m-m not for me"
Trippin' about the Little Mermaid
Imagine that scenario
A grown man mad about Ariel
When they considered Idris Elba for
James Bond he was like
"God damn it the whole thang's wrong"
Bro that's weird
You got so much black fear you
Won't even watch Black Mirror
I asked him if he saw Get Out
He said, "Nope" the great white hope with a
Face like the pope
You see you're not really helpin'
The people when you
Don't see no one else as an equal
That's why you'll never get the ring
You're a Philadelphia Smeagol

As a "cis white male" I acknowledge
That my existence is inherently racist
I've read the books
I've done the work and I can finally face it
And it's not racist like I think
One side has better genetics but like
I don't think you have a black fan
That doesn't have a tentacle fetish
Now, is that wrong? Yes
It's bigoted and selfish
But since all white people
Are inherently racist
I guess I can't help it no, no, no, no, no
Even though it's been underground I still
Look like a fuckin' clown
And it's been wrong
Cause as the majority I was punching down
And I felt bad
Was I part of this massive machine?
Cutting off the culture before they
Could advance and succeed?
So I took chances to read
All the fantastic cuisine all the history
I damn near traced it back to Adam and G
And on the global scale
All the demographics are deep
6 out of 10 of all people
Come from back in the east so if 3 out of 5
Are Asian that mathematically means
The real minority here isactually me?
And I'm feeling marginalized
I need some acknowledgement
This feelings hard to describe
I might need a scholarship
This shit is tough to ignore
And not to run up the score
But since I'm not punching down then my
Asian jokes are fucked up anymore
So you know what rhymes with "Fu manchu"?
(What?) "Wuhan Flu"
All your faces look the same
Like the Blue Man Group
I know COVID fucked up your diet
You can barely eat at all
Cause when you heard it was made in a lab
You were thinking the breed of dog
You'll turn a PetSmart to a wet mart
So aggressively
And your cultural specialty was adding
Kimchi to the COVID recipe
Wait, I say that for a reason
In a movie called Bad Rap you
Gave battle rap a bad rap
Right after it made you famous
It got stabbed in the damn back
You claimed the premise was racist
Like you didn't advance that?
Like we're not just roasting? Someone
Get him a Tampax
You've had Mexican jokes, Arab jokes
Like that shit was usual
You versus an Asian guy was
Like the stereotype Super Bowl
You told a black guy that they'd
Serve fried chicken at his funeral
And the worst part is
I thought that shit was beautiful!
But, it's his reasoning that puts
My mind into a pretzel he said, "Tiger Moms
Good at math all these
Stereotypes are stressful
They keep callin' me a doctor
It's a bit disrespectful
I might quit battle rap if they
Keep calling merich and successful"
And it's the most benign insult
They said, "Rice eater it's the worst"
Oh, they said you eat the
Most popular food on Earth?
See, every chopstick joke isn't a hate crime
We're different, that's cool
It's not a story for Dateline
And that's why I'm not concerned
With playin' Dumb' online
Cause you never know when the
Man above calls "Time!" hey Pat!
Look what we did in your name
We miss you everyday bro, shit isn't the same
I wish you were here to
Help us through this scariness
And cause Soul Khan is bi now it's hilarious
Bro, I wish I could just call you
We could roast the shit for weeks
Bi-ass Jew doin' circumcisions with his teeth
So until the day we can
Call him "gay" together
We got your fam', we're hold your flame
Pat Stay Forever

I went from booze bin to juice cleanse
I'm feelin' like a new man
I know it makes you sick like I flew in from
Wuhan to get the W like a Wu fan no chance
I came outta an AA meeting
Ready to throw hands
And stomp ya with my sponsor
Now that's a 12 step program
For the last two weeks I fasted
I got the sober life mastered
Close my eyes, frozen time
Know the fly catch shit
It's like Bruce Lee, flow like water
Ocean tide
This isbeats me, season 4 or 5 of Kobra Kai
You see a few years ago I took him to LA
I was his tour guide
And boy you never seen nobody more white
That shit felt like Training Day
It was Denzel and the incel
He thought we was in the jungles, I was like
"Bro this is Glendale"
You know it don't end well when we at
The karaoke singin' 'Thug
Mansion' wearing Oakley's
You would've sworn we were at Lollapalooza
He was bowing at everybody, homie
We are not the Yakuza
I said, "Fuck it let's get some drugs"
We did some bumps
He started mixing pixie dust
In bitches Dixie cups
We needed a little pick me up
He literally had to pick her up
That shit was sus'
Y'all really think I'ma get
Dissed by this bitch?
Who is this? Mid Twist?
You're 33 and had to pledge
In a fraternity for eternity
Before journalism, you were journaling
Now you're an Anchorman Ron Burgundy
I just wanna slap that snapback hat off bro
Lookin' like a wack backpack frat Jack Harlow
I know for the past few months
You were on your computer like
"Write me a battle rap chatGPT
Ahhh revise that make it more
Like a frat SMACK DVD
Good now change it to the
Cadence of my favorite rapper
Great now give me a list
Of famous Asian actors neat
Now take this bar and change it backwards
And put a bunch of bullshit in
The middle same as Dizaster sweet"
Now ask it about me
My jersey hangs in the rafters
Your status is questionable
Maybe AI ain't the Answer
You see, matter of fact
I peeped your plan of attack
Since you were on Twitter telling everybody
I was your fantasy match
Bro, I don't give a fuck about you
I came back to battle for Pat
That's why I got Pat on the front
You just wanted a Pat on the back