King of the Dot, The Saurus, Hollohan - Hollohan vs. The Saurus (Title Match) lyrics

This motherfucker is in need
Of immediate help
I beat Prolyfic Scribble '06
Kid Twist '08 and made 15 G's for myself
WRC '07, 40 Grand
And defeating Twist and Rich was the
First step toward keeping the belt
You see, when it's mattered the most
Your best MC's have been on the receiving
End of a beating I've dealt
Which brings us to today it's crazy
History has a strange way
Of repeating it'self
Yo, so thank Organik for this freaking
Match cause he's your master
Hoping one day you'll beat
Dizaster but you're
Too busy trying to be Dizaster
Quit holding it in
He bites him so bad he wants
The same opponents as him
I heard after this you're going for Jin
So y'all are lying if you
Called this guy a threat i mean
I thought I'd be battling
The Hollow I respect
But all his time is spent squatting 90 reps
Doing lots of lines and rapping
He's bothered by Tourettes
This motherfucker spends his day watching
Fitness tapes and lifting weights
Just in case he ever wins a race so
He can be like "IN YOUR FACE!"
I hope the next time you're benching
50 plates the equipment breaks
While you're simultaneously injecting
H through a syringe that gives you AIDS
Yo, now every person in this tournament
Can be the first to witness
Someone finally murder this bitch
Worst than Twist did!
But don't act like it's absurd!
Admit it: the nerdy kid deserved to win it
I don't give a fuck if you
Can rap 200 words per minute!

I'ma start it off slow
Keep it chill and kind of quiet
I get to make jokes about The Saurus
Being a father while I'm rhyming
I know, you're all as surprised as I am
I mean who on Earth would fuck you?
Look at you, you're a wreck
I bet you have the most pathetic sex
Sweaty mess, can't catch his breath
Hand against his chest like, "Just a sec!"
Your family has been effected
By his obsession of
Multis but he never wanted to force it
He even named his daughter
Dolores just to have
A new multi off of "The Saurus"
See, his uncle had multiple sclerosis
His family disowned him and made him
A social outcast like Nick Nolte
When The Saurus walked into the hospital and
Said "Damn that's a sick multi"
But here in Canada it's all about hockey
I'd be Crosby, you'd be a figure skater
The closest you've ever come to
Working with an actual
Artist was helping your daughter
Become a finger painter but they say
When making jokes about somebody's kid you
Don't wanna cross the fucking line
Well I'll say, i'll rape and murder your
Daughter right in front
Of your fucking eyes as it's videotaped
So I can fall asleep to it every
Night with it playing back 100 times
And you know, the reason I
Talk about your daughter
Your failing career
Tell you you have the weakest music
I'm trying to get under your skin
But it looks like a thousand flesh eating
Parasites already beat me to it
And you're two time everything
Your girl is two timing you with
Every person you hang with
So I'm saying two times two
Times you're a faggot, you're a faggot!

Yo, you called yourself Sydney
Crosby so you won
The gold and that's expected
Though from y'all
But someone still broke the record
For most medals overall and in this battle
You ain't scoring at all though
I might as well have been born in Toronto
Cause you could call The Saurus
A combo Brodeur and Luongo
Now this isn't gonna be the match
That y'all imaged it would be
So when I say "faggot" don't get mad
Cause, I mean Hollohan specifically
Cause see, I'm collecting some evidence
Call me the district attorney
So y'all get to witness a murder
And sit in as the jury exhibit A
What exactly about prison rape did you say?
You'd grab King Don Juan's
Ponytail and fuck him
Bitch, explain to us one single way
That isn't gay Nick Lachey okay, alright
Cause that ain't half as strange as
What he said to Lavish Language
About a nine incher in a
Guy's sphincter back to gayness! You see
The picture's very vivid of the
Life this fairy's living
He likes to wear Affliction
You know the type that barely fit's him
Once, his ex lady told me he
Only get near an erection
When he's winkin' and flexin' at
His own mirror reflection
Other hobbies of this man
Include absolutely awful rapping
Asking dudes to toss his salad
Tanning booths and body waxing
This motherfucker is such a gay guy
He just took an HIV test and got an AiDS
Yo, so y'all can do the math
It'll all add up and prove this dude's a fag
He just covers it up
Like the white pride tattoo he used to have
That shit's true, just ask

Whatever, listen to this
Yo, you really think I go to tanning salons
Is that what you think brother?
I got a white daddy and a spic mother
This is my fucking natural skin color
And yo, some say The Saurus is the
Perfect candidate for Proactive
Shit, I think he looks like some typical bum
In an ally I'd smoke crack with
But judging by his cheeks features
He's either a deep sea creature
Or he got fired a long time ago for
Being the worlds most incompetent bee keeper
And you know, here at King Of The Dot
It's clear victories like Tyson with
A right to the chin
We don't go to overtime every time
For the fuck of it, here we decisively win
And I thought you gambled
But in your battle
No one is walking in with the bills
So either everybody's broke or
Nobody's sharpening their skills
You know, we talked on Facebook
Traded stories of fucking time girls
Like having a little sex talk 'til I thought
"Wait a minute our time girls are actual time
Girls his time girl is Plex Rock"
Ayo this is a true fact, it's 2006
Elements League started in Nova Scotia
One on one battles openly
Admitting they're written
Drect joined the forum involved
And realized this
Made for way more intricate dissing
After a while of being a fan he
Decided to give it a whirl
And that created the largest battle
Company in the world
So don't say that I'm imitating American
Culture when I try to spit
Cause Canadian battle rap is the sole
Reason that Grind Time exists
But seriously, The Saurus
We all used to idolize you
For that you should feel a bit prouder
We even looked up to you
As you crumbled and fell
Like New Yorkers when those planes
Hit the twin towers
But now when you battle it's like you forfeit
You used to be a legend that people worshiped
But the book of God is the Bible and
That's way more important than a thesaurus
The Saurus

Thanks to King Of The Dot
Grind Time will be living forever
We'll also have 100 times more fans
Because we're bigger and better
People act like dude's a schizo
I wouldn't move an inch though
You're the type of fruit to stick a
Dude's dick through your dick hole
Yo, and when people view this shit
They're gonna read the Youtube info
Titled, "Dude from Frisco beats the
SHIT outta Lou Ferrigno!"
Yo, your whole style's been done before and
If you cats ain't heard this
He sounds like fast forwarding through
One of Pat Stay's verses
But y'all think GOD's a legend? Please!
What about the footage you
Thought I'd never see
Of when you lost to Chedda Cheese?
You said you're a genius? I never believed it
Shit, in his last battle
God was barely better than Jesus
Wait, but now you're stepping to me bitch?
I could win if all I did was
Talk how much better my league is
While reciting the Pledge Of Allegiance
Yo, and people calling you the champ
Is what I'm sorta confused with
If you're a real champ you'd
Contribute more to the movement
If you're a REAL battle champ
You'd cut the corny excuses
Set up a match on my side
Of the border and prove it

Alright check it
He gon' get mad at me for this

But, you said when I battled Lavish Language
And it was all acting gay shit
And that I'm a sped up version, no!
I write ALL of Patrick Stay's shit
We all used to think you were sick so
We're still surely proud that you're here
But, it's ironic
You finally traveled up north
To battle just to
Push you further down in your career
Like what the fuck happened
To you The Saurus?
You used to spit some crazy shit
In your last battle you rhymed
"Illmaculate" with "faggot bitch"
You make me sick!
And he said he wrote your lyrics
But, you never had the fact denied
But behind the scenes I
Give Illmac' his rhymes
So you're not actually a fan of either
You're ONLY just a fan of mine
But, you mastered the craft
Of talking boring multis
Shit, you made it the style to use
I took the basic concept of
That and I improved went crazy
Add and switched up the entire mood
Against Jonny Storm you kicked
Some double time
Well, that's what you tried to do
It was you admitted the times anew
And that's when I realized The Saurus
I always thought that you inspired me but
Now I know that I inspire YOU
So now my path is clear
Be the last nail in your casket
Here and end your rap career
You compare me to Dizaster but he's
Just a wack version of me
And he beat you so what did
You think would happen here?
It's straight up the battle's a clear
Murder in my mind and yours
It's over in three
And as a rapper I don't respect you so
No there won't be a promo OT
This is the last day of your life
It's God's judgement you've got today
I'll lay a solitary rose to
The memory of The Saurus
And we'll all just walk away