Les Claypool - Vernon the Company Man lyrics
[Les Claypool - Vernon the Company Man lyrics]
Vernon was a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short
And his sideburns shaved
He was a Brill cream man
He liked Swiss and ham
He drank beer out of can on Saturdays
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed on to his head
Like a bottle cap his face read
Like a topographical map
And he could chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
An ex dog an ex-house
He played footsies with a dead mans spouse
Then the Marlboro man dug him an early grave
He's a company man he's a company man
He kept his hair trimmed short
And his sideburns shaved
He was a Brill cream man
He liked Swiss and ham
He drank beer out of can on Saturdays
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
His hat glommed on to his head
Like a bottle cap his face read
Like a topographical map
And he could chat like a bird
When there was nothing to say
He was a company man
Vernon was a company man
He had an Ex-wife and ex-kid
An ex dog an ex-house
He played footsies with a dead mans spouse
Then the Marlboro man dug him an early grave
He's a company man he's a company man