Les Claypool - You Can't Tell Errol Anything lyrics

Now Errol's a smart boy
Who delivered big weed
Says that he could get you all
That you may ever need
He got careless and filled
His face with greed
20 pounds past the limit
20 miles over the speed

Errol always said he was
The jack-of-all trades
He'd work on damn near anything just
As long as he's paid
You got a project and he's quick to your aid
Just don't bitch about the service
Or critique the grade

'Cause you can't tell Errol anything
'Cause Errol knows everything
Now Errol plays music whenever he can
He and some friends went and
Started a prog-rock band
And when they wouldn't always
Adhere to his plan he grabbed up his PA and
Like a bastard he ran

Now Errol claims his business was fully legit
And he swore up and down
That he'd never get bit
But now incarceration has forced him to quit
'Cause Errol the smart boy
Wouldn't listen for shit

You can't tell Errol anything
'Cause Errol thinks he knows everything