Les Claypool - What Would Sir George Martin Do lyrics

Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do

Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do

Flew into London landed in Heathrow
Waiting on the baggage man
It soon became apparent they
Couldn't find my luggage
I stood there with my pecker in my hand
It's times like these I wish I
Were a little more assertive
Why can't I be just like my
Father always told me to be
Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do

Wanted to catch a cab but
I hadn't any Sterling
The ATM was broken where I went
The Grange hotel reluctantly advanced
Me on the Amex
But then they billed me twenty percent
It's times like these I tend
To get overly assertive
Why can't I be just like my
Mother always told me to be

Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do

A film I saw was introduced
By Sir George Martin
Then he sat two seats in front of me
I filled my head with vino and
I marvelled in the darkness
Pondering his stellar legacy
It's times like these my
Memories are gloriously assertive
I try to be just like my
Teacher always told me to be

Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do
We spent the rest of the night
With friends and Giles Martin
Stories and tequila began to flow
Jason Mac he vomited into
Some poor bastards pocket
That's when I knew it was time to go
It's times like these I have to
Stand up and be assertive
I try to be just like the
Doctor always tells me to be

Sir George Martin sir George Martin
Sir George Martin
What would Sir George Martin do