The Beatnuts, Liknuts, Tha Alkaholiks - Grumpy Crocodile lyrics
[The Beatnuts, Liknuts, Tha Alkaholiks - Grumpy Crocodile lyrics]
Fuck me my oatmeal is cold and lumpy
Today I had to pay a dirty whore to hump me
Left me with a rash on my short and bumpies
I'm gon' kill it, alcohol and humphries
On top of that I'm a massive junkie
Only got one friend that's a plastic monkey
It's the bitter nigga, old and grumpy
Yo Tash get a little nigga, that shit funky
I drink Hennessy for dinner
Mimosas for my breakfast
I got a list of shit to do
Like checkin' niggas off my checklist
Rico ain't broke
But if I ain't broke then don't fix
Too strong
The diamond straight so the DJs had to mix me
Liars, biters, your pants are on fuego
I'm out here in Queens about
To bounce to San Diego
Ayo I'mma tell you three things
Nah make it two thangs
You be actin' like 2Pac
Next minute it's Wu Tang
Shoestring budgets don't fit
In my vocabulary you used to be my homie now
You actin' like my adversary
Legendary CM's that's MC backwards
Smoking so much weed we had to
Haul it in on tractors
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
Down and out in the hood, still up to no good
Stingray got Steve Irwin before I could
They turned all my cousins
Into bags and boots
In crowded elevators I just laugh and poop
Bite a bitch on the leg
And start twisting around
I piss on the ground cause
I'm pissed at the ground
I'm pissed I don't care
I'll piss in your hair
Then I'll shit in your chair with
My fist in the air
Holy smokes i gotta step outside to get air
And everywhere I sit
There's motherfuckin' pet hair
Now who the fuck is this?
All up in my studio session
I'mma have to kick
My foot up in their culo section
What the fuck shit ain't all dandy
Next time snuffling the eye, Paul Stanley
(faggot)
Tornado watch, we about to tear the roof off
Jump out the water and tear your boot off
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
Bastard child ju be the last to smile
All I wanna see is skulls in a massive pile
Bruce Willis, Bruce killers just actin' wild
Smoke all them niggas, stay Black & Mild
Classic style from the "Ass Kick" file
I'm crack cocaine in a plastic vile
Gotta walk through the pyramids
To pass the Nile
I'm gravel, you fragile, glass and tile
Meanwhile
I'm trying to rap in a fucked up mood
And ain't making no excuses if
I say something rude i'm dirty
Attitude shitty and crappy
Might slap you in the face if
You trying to dap me
Or try to fist bump me punk
Nigga I'm grumpy i'm a crocodile, hungry
Y'all nigga lunch meat
Y'all just woke the beast up outta his sleep
I'm about to lurk through the street
And kill a couple of creeps
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
Today I had to pay a dirty whore to hump me
Left me with a rash on my short and bumpies
I'm gon' kill it, alcohol and humphries
On top of that I'm a massive junkie
Only got one friend that's a plastic monkey
It's the bitter nigga, old and grumpy
Yo Tash get a little nigga, that shit funky
I drink Hennessy for dinner
Mimosas for my breakfast
I got a list of shit to do
Like checkin' niggas off my checklist
Rico ain't broke
But if I ain't broke then don't fix
Too strong
The diamond straight so the DJs had to mix me
Liars, biters, your pants are on fuego
I'm out here in Queens about
To bounce to San Diego
Ayo I'mma tell you three things
Nah make it two thangs
You be actin' like 2Pac
Next minute it's Wu Tang
Shoestring budgets don't fit
In my vocabulary you used to be my homie now
You actin' like my adversary
Legendary CM's that's MC backwards
Smoking so much weed we had to
Haul it in on tractors
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
Down and out in the hood, still up to no good
Stingray got Steve Irwin before I could
They turned all my cousins
Into bags and boots
In crowded elevators I just laugh and poop
Bite a bitch on the leg
And start twisting around
I piss on the ground cause
I'm pissed at the ground
I'm pissed I don't care
I'll piss in your hair
Then I'll shit in your chair with
My fist in the air
Holy smokes i gotta step outside to get air
And everywhere I sit
There's motherfuckin' pet hair
Now who the fuck is this?
All up in my studio session
I'mma have to kick
My foot up in their culo section
What the fuck shit ain't all dandy
Next time snuffling the eye, Paul Stanley
(faggot)
Tornado watch, we about to tear the roof off
Jump out the water and tear your boot off
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight
Bastard child ju be the last to smile
All I wanna see is skulls in a massive pile
Bruce Willis, Bruce killers just actin' wild
Smoke all them niggas, stay Black & Mild
Classic style from the "Ass Kick" file
I'm crack cocaine in a plastic vile
Gotta walk through the pyramids
To pass the Nile
I'm gravel, you fragile, glass and tile
Meanwhile
I'm trying to rap in a fucked up mood
And ain't making no excuses if
I say something rude i'm dirty
Attitude shitty and crappy
Might slap you in the face if
You trying to dap me
Or try to fist bump me punk
Nigga I'm grumpy i'm a crocodile, hungry
Y'all nigga lunch meat
Y'all just woke the beast up outta his sleep
I'm about to lurk through the street
And kill a couple of creeps
A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight