Mickey Avalon, Smoov-E - Bad Luck Billy lyrics

Short Skirt Susie never wore no drawers
She made her money shining hardwood floors
Evil step mamma always talked that shit
So she dug a whole and
Straight buried the bitch
Longshot Larry liked to hang at the track
He never made nothing but he always came back
A horse named Trouble at the
Front of the pack
Larry finally won but had a heart attack

Bad Luck Billy always doing wrong
But, it's alright but, it's alright
Bad Luck Billy wasn't that strong
But he sure could fight he sure could fight

Peep Show Petey liked to beat that baton
And throw his little piggy in
The crease of his palm
He used to stroll the city
Gripping tight to his badge
Till they caught him in the alley
Split his wig with a bat
And Lipstick Lizzie liked to
Hand with the guests
And if a dude spit game she
Knocked the spit out his mouth
Late one evening walking back to her whip
This pussy little coward and held
Her down with his dick

Bad Luck Billy always doing wrong
But, it's alright but, it's alright
Bad Luck Billy wasn't that strong
But he sure could fight he sure could fight

Truck Stop Tina was a thing of the past
She gave the best blowjob that
I ever done had
A couple years later I was asking around
But the word on the street's she's
Six feet in the ground
Clean Cut Curtis had a Hollywood dream
To see his pretty face up
On the silver screen
He bought a bus ticket with
His paper route cash
And became a big star taking it up the ass

Bad Luck Billy always doing wrong
But, it's alright but, it's alright
Bad Luck Billy wasn't that strong
But he sure could fight he sure could fight

Bad Luck Billy always doing wrong
But, it's alright but, it's alright
Bad Luck Billy wasn't that strong
But he sure could fight he sure could fight